We must live with poor choices to move on to better ones. Which is why I’ll never ever have forest green wall to wall carpeting in any home I ever choose to live in.

I love that white top. I’m obsessed with white fancy tops and it’s a shame, because I will immediately stain one with ketchup the moment I apply a fancy white shirt to my body

Scorpions are particular type of large crossbows that fall under the umbrella term of catapults. Ballistas are a type of catapult as well but are not the same as a scorpio or scorpion (see also mangonel or trebuchet).

This is a Brooklyn staple and trust me - people will only love them more for posting it.

Nope

Are you offering? I’d sign the hell up if I got all kinds of flattering nudes of myself without having to also navigate someone’s boner.

I think I bought a ton of white pillowcases from a company called American Pillowcase or American Sheets or something. Let me look.

I think I bought a ton of white pillowcases from a company called American Pillowcase or American Sheets or…

There are actually 3 Nymerias in the books. Queen Nymeria, who was a badass legendary early founder kinda gal of Westeros, which is who Arya named her direwolf after, and Nymeria Sand, which is one of the snakes. Queen Nymeria was pre-Targaryen rule but sounded like a pretty bad bitch.

Stop sharing my secret Target location! It’s won’t stay uncrowded if everyone knows. :/

That’s a pretty new development here. They weren’t always like that. Most are not like that.

Mine had a heart with a long stemmed rose pierced through it (for the decal) and my frames were blue on top and pink on the bottom. My second pair of glasses were good rimmed and circular with pink lenses. I had very bad taste as a child.

Or you automatically just get the maximum sentence for refusing with no chance of plea - at least in Pennsylvania.

Lake Oontario? Lake Suuperior? Lake Huuuron? Lake Mmmmmichigan?

It’s not that hard. It happens all the time too.

One who buys his “home brew kit” half off at Rite Aid after Christmas?

How is this not tagged #dogspin ?

COTD. Beautiful. :)

I don’t smoke pot very often, but when I do and I wanna get real fuckin high, twilight series. They are amazing when you’re baked out of your skull and have a whole pizza to yourself.

Do we still love Sherri? Please say yes. *crosses fingers* I honestly haven’t heard any news about her in all of my 35 years aside from maybe did she die??

I just automated my bedroom (lights, fan, hair styling tools) last month with two WeMo switches and an Echo Dot for $80 bucks. It’s not perfect... but it’s fairly good and I can turn my straightener off from an airplane if I want to. :)