“I wasn’t aware of any toddler. But my hands did go most of the way around their neck. Can’t do that with small hands.”

While my haters are talking about my curly bangs online, I’m relaxing on a beach in Hawaii

He conceded I was right

It’s the worst when a parent is considered cooler than you. I know this from when I was young. My dad was the dude that all my friends smoked weed with.

The fatality comes with the 7:00am text the next day: “Sweetie, do they still call it the walk of shame?”

But, even if the picture is darker, is it blackface? It seems crazy to dilute the term to that extent.

Since when do you have to notify someone that they’re under investigation? Especially for this wouldn’t it be made more difficult to collect evidence if you told him that he’s under investigation?

I second this. Also, as a woman with “a butt of a fuller variety”, I still assume that a man can see my butthole during doggystyle. Do I care? No. Does he care? I don’t care if he does. I’ve never had complaints either way.

Can we pay them to keep it?

Can’t help thinking that maybe they missed the mark with the new Steve Harvey show.

I LOVE this so hard. I was about to roll my eyes at the ageism and then the ladies join in too. How fucking empowering to remind us that we are all on the same team ladies. Black, white, brown, Asian, thin, fat, in between, old, young, ageless feminism is for all women.

They have exactly one finger to give women.

I mean, pro-life only goes so far, right? Mothers dying giving birth? Meh.

Because the GOP does not care about women. If you are a woman and you vote for a GOP candidate, you are supporting a party that would rater see you die than lift a finger to help.

If you’re wondering how the roll out for Katy Perry’s new album is going:

Same in Virginia. Refusing is always a bad choice if you’ve been drinking. You best believe they will get a subpoena for a blood test, guaranteed (quickly and easily at that, they will process that shit at ass o’clock in my state). Your BAC may be lower, but they will have an expert in court to testify your estimated…

welp, tonight i found out that tiffany trump is dating my ex’s brother. i need a bleach shower.

“When you are a pioneer, like I am, it’s not easy,’ she said. ‘I’m the only white person who owns and lives on this street.’”

I came here and didn’t see color.

I’m getting more “unhealthy relationship with food and eating in general” than prima donna.