It’s fucking ridiculous is what it is. They didn’t cover up in Saudi Arabia so why the hell are they doing it with the pope?? If you’re going to stick to your so-called “liberated American woman” guns in one country, why the hell won’t you do it in another? (oh right, ‘cause the brown people are horrible and awful to…

They look like Sicilian mob widows.

For people in the US who don’t know Manchester well. One bit of history that ties the countries together... Manchester was the heart of the Lancashire cotton spinning industry which was by far the largest importer of American cotton in the world. As such, the Confederacy hoped that the UK would intervene on their side…

2 minutes, max. Are you trying to kill us?

Just so everyone is aware, I’ve already established the rules for the Impeachment Hearings drinking game:

((Oh holy Christ on a cracker, am I now finally out of the greys?!))

Mine too. And I was definitely a Becky.

I was more of a Darlene but the same thing happened with my college fund.

Precisely. My mom was far more Roseanne than any of the other TV moms of that generation.

Finally it? It was finally it when the pussy-grabbing statement on video came out. It was finally it when Trump was being peed on by Russian hookers. It was finally it when Spicer started giving fake inauguration numbers, white supremacists in the plural were running around the National Security Council, and…

The military doesn’t exactly take cream of the crop.

That chicken shirt.

Smile for the camera.

Her belt situation in that photo confuses me.

“My biggest unfulfilled dream is to one day become a UFC fighter.”

When I speak, it’s usually acid and hand grenades, in a north Jersey accent, with a lot of swearing thrown in, but— if y’all wanna go with ‘poetry’, sure.

Because I could not stop for bitchery/It kindly stopped for me

I frikkin did!

“Audrey Gelman finally contacted me to ‘apologize’ putting all the blame on Harper’s Bazaar and explaining that they had ‘no idea’ Harpers was going to make patches (and yet, its their party and its a jean jacket decorating party.....but the patches are a SURPRISE?) and offering 750$ as compensation which is NOTHING…