1. I hope that, when they eventually remove him, they let Hillary walk up to him and go, “Donald? You’re fired.”

I am goddamn counting on this. Or I destroyed my liver between November 10th and early April for nothing.

Yeah but didn’t he also say he had audio of Trump that would destroy him? That never happened...

I am with Martha.

Maybe u should think about where the stereo type that british people and people in europe don’t have ‘acceptable to american eyes’ teeth and also why mocking people’s teeth in general says a lot about the fortunate circumstances you come from.

It looks like he was riding that train, and got hit in the face with a mustache travelling at high speeds.

I’m the fucking loser who wrote on her Instagram that I love her style and would a QVC clothing line from her.

When Sessions and Ann Coulter come out with these ridiculous anecdotes about violent crimes committed by immigrants, they only serve to emphasize the overwhelmingly greater likelihood of US citizens to commit this sort of crime.

“Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

Hi. It’s Erie, not Eerie. Born & raised there. Could you fix that?

What a coward.

WHO WANTS A XANAX

“The girl’s family reported her missing on Sunday, March 19. On Monday, her uncle Reginald King saw at least six people assaulting her in a Facebook Live stream. She had been lured into the home one of the attackers.

We’re not going to talk about their corporation names?

So, I am old. I don’t think this is necessarily tied just to the unicorny-ness of it all (mythology/hope/youth/whatever) because the unicorn frenzy reminds me of two trends that popped up when I was a teenager and in my twenties - neon makeup (to go with our neon scrunchies and cut-up sweatshirts because WHAM! videos…

UGH, that “bring the tone down” is SO CONDESCENDING. “Don’t get so angry, Black man. Stay in your place.” Ugh, these fuckers. You tell him, Mr. Hastings.

I like this moment from earlier today.

Mein Nipple Clamphf?