That is absolutely gruesome and ghoulish and the first thought that came to me, too. *bleakly* Cheers.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

And we can cover all that crusty, old original stone and wood with shiplap! And hang gigantic clocks in every room!

;)

Porn is bad kids.

It was not really about the fact that she is so comfortable in her position that she put her feet on the couch. It was that she did so with the heads of the HBCUs in the office. The likelihood she would have done so, with say, the Ivy presidents is pretty fucking low.

I would raise my hand but it’s buried in an enormous bag of cheesy popcorn.

Maybe he should stick to 1 Chain until he has a solid grasp on restaurant management? Then he can reopen his 2nd Chain and Both Chainz will prosper.

Aww, don’t waste perfectly good over the counter meds.

The good old “ephebophilia” defense.

okay babies now let’s get in gestation...heh heh

People who have lived in the US for years, who have studied & worked here and have families, have been denied re-entry into the country. People with proper green cards have been denied re-entry. Families in places like Yemen, who have lost their homes to US-backed Saudi bombing, are denied entry. People who risked…

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

My most fervent wish right now is to get Trump’s tax returns by accident, and let Jezebel leak them as payback. for Theil destroying my precious Gawker.

(credit to Mona Chalabi)

He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

I haven’t felt this good about a physical assualt since Buzz Aldrin punched that Moon landing denier right in the schnozz.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH ahem. You know we shouldn’t reall--heheh, we shouldn’t encourage vio--heeheehee aaaahhhem. We should rise above--hehehehehhahahaahah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!

The gif is great, but the audio helps so much. “Pepe’s become kinda a symbo-THOCK”