I love candle drama.

Not to mention their anti-LGBT stance and cultural appropriation.

Not to mention their anti-LGBT stance and cultural appropriation.

With the added bonus of spending your money at a place where they will pass it along to far right wing, anti choice organizations!

With the added bonus of spending your money at a place where they will pass it along to far right wing, anti choice…

Where are the fax machines??? Where are the filing cabinets???? No one at any theme park AI android R&D and management center I’ve ever been to works like this. So much glasssss!

This is what happens when you feed delusion.

Way to cover yourself in glory, Morocco. The makeup that covers up domestic violence only leaves you farther behind. Time for legal reform. Join the twenty-first century; it’s nicer here, the air is clearer and fresher for the more than fifty percent of us with penises. Still a lot of work to do, but getting better. 

It just goes to show how emotionally fragile he is. The FACT that he will lose the popular vote by more than 2 million votes really gets beneath his skin, because he wants to pretend that the entire country adores him. All he is doing is telegraphing his weakness. I think we should all take every opportunity to…

Trump is going to build a wall... to make a one bedroom into a 2 bedroom and make the Secret Service pay for it.

Thanks. I keep reminding myself that it was not a majority, but the fact that it was THAT close is still disturbing.

Just remember that MOST voters voted for your rights and for unity and inclusion and tolerance and love! MOST of us voted for respect for all! These haters have always been with us, unfortunately. It just took a nazi authoritarian to rouse them to vote in a bloc! We didn’t know and now we do. I share your nightly…

Barry Petchesky wins the internet

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING, IT’S OVER

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Fuck it, fight it, it’s all the same.
-Sublime

He doesn’t have the @POTUS account yet.

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Today, we came one step closer to gender equality.

This was a really interesting piece and I’m thrilled to see you featuring real women scientists at work. It’s something that’s sorely needed.

I saw that on Rachel Maddow’s show about the guy who couldn’t get the hats and bumper stickers and thought it was weird. Then I saw the OTHER report about Fred Trump’s rental “policies” and I sort of died completely and crumpled onto the floor. Then I (somehow) saw the clip of Newt Gingrich claiming Megyn Kelly was…