The quiz thing isn’t working on my phone. Can someone list the real suggestions?

We don’t have a voice anymore, and Donald Trump is giving us a voice.

Another true story, not having to do with sleep paralysis.

First, I am blind as a bat and have been since I was very young.

My mom was diagnosed with cancer when I was 12. While my mom finished a round of chemo, my parents packed the six of us kids off to spend the summer with my aunt and uncle in the middle-of-nowhere…

Sorry I’m not sure, I got it from the Googles. I typed in “racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, garbage made flesh devil” and after scrolling through 10 pages of DJT’s face, this little guy came up.

FLavoured coffee can suck my dick. Unless it’s flavoured with rum. Or whisky. Or brandy.

When she kept going without flinching, without stepping away, without showing any discomfort or breaking even for a second while he intimidatingly loomed up behind her I honestly choked up. I know that feeling of a large man standing too close for you, and how hard it is to train yourself not to react. Hillary is made…

As others have said before me...he should be forced to carry this unviable campaign to term. His (political) life is in danger? Too bad, so sad. That precious, precious presidential campaign is alive (even if hideously deformed and its death is both inevitable and painful for those that love it). It would be murder …

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

My best friend and I were in the parking lot of a church (we attended his great-uncle’s funeral) when he dared me to sneeze on his deceased’s face. My friend absolutely loathed his uncle, and for good reason. But he’d promised to briefly attend the service and not make a scene, so he wanted one last posthumous dig…

I was a rebellious young thing who loathed being subjected to gender norms. So despite being forced to dress in garish overly feminine dresses and matching patent leather shoes, I would run amok with my (predominately male) friends causing all sorts of mayhem.

Make America Grope Again.

My cousin and I racked up a $500 phone bill from calling a sex hotline. We didn’t say anything, just listened to this woman talk and talk about touching herself. And eventually we ran off without hanging up the phone. My aunt’s phone company agreed to cut the charges down to like $50 because even the sex hotline…

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

No love lost for me as far as the Trump family goes, but referring to her as “B-list,” “forgotten,” and “The Other Trump” got a cringe out of me. It sort of sounds like the kind of tasteless things we might expect Donald to say...

What kind of stripper realness is this? Call me Tom and bring this outfit with you.

Did he really say that, or is this a joke? At this point I can’t tell anymore.

That’s exactly would a serial killer would say to throw us off the track, tho.

I was just about to comment about how I hate “side flaps” on sweaters. WHY!? They’re so unflattering unless you’re shaped like a 9 year old boy.

I was just about to comment about how I hate “side flaps” on sweaters. WHY!? They’re so unflattering unless you’re…

There are two kinds of people in the world...

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.