Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

There’s a much better junkie McDonald’s down Eighth Avenue, at about 35th Street.

AAaAaarraAARRrrAAArrGGGgghhhhhh!!!!

“It. Has. Everything. Disappearing taxi drivers, roving games of criminals, and that thing where someone points a gun at you and demands your wallet and no one believes you.”

Not gonna lie...when we were interviewing potential tenants for our rental I snuck in a few of my own questions...like ‘How do you feel about the phrase ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ and ‘how do you feel about chalkboards?’ The tenants we have moving in next month said ‘What, those tacky things people put on their walls’ and I…

Bought an 1982 Civic in 82 repainted it with some tiny rust issues in summer of 1987. Mostly wheel well lip. No holes until i got carried away with using a sandblaster. Easily would have made it to 1992 before it had the classic GM Michigan flapping body panels.

These concerts are invariably a drunken, tacky good time and I feel no shame in saying that.

He was only two days away from retirement..

It’s like living in a tank for a century...

Oh, awesome! ♣♣♣♣♣♣

So people with tattoos all actually have implants?

Okay, here’s mine. One night, I was staying at my family’s place out in the country. There aren’t many streetlights out there, so it gets really dark, unless there’s a reasonably bright moon, as there was that night. My father and I were looking up at the stars, and we saw this weird thing that looked a bit like a…

Pshaw. I only use semen.

What the fuck is going on here.

I like this guy.

I don’t get it.

How come the producers can't pronounce the character names correctly?? I'm inappropriately irritated. TOME-men. DARE-io. Do y'all even watch your own show?

“I am a conservative, I like to keep what we have.”
Like slaves and racism.

That’s... actually pretty hot