WOW, my new hero! I bet she’s as bad ass as she writes. Why hasn’t anyone offered her a t.v. show?!

Call the media? Ugh! I hate myself for spending anytime on this dumb betch.

Let’s hope he was raped repeatedly like he wanted. He was clearly asking for it.

What flick is this from?! I gotta know, now!

Oh no, they gotta have that bush. Too weird without it. Maybe a bit of a trim but for the most part, it should stay.

So much everything with that family! Extensions, mascara, ass, tits, selfies, idiot husbands. The only thing lacking is brains. And depth, definitely no depth.

Really? ‘Cause their other two.... not so much.

He also has zero chance of winning a presidential election. He's too far right even for the right.

I will not respond to anyone on OKC who doesn't mention at least a few interests, music, favorite hangouts, etc. Nothing annoys me more than zero details. Hence, I am single.

I think my ears got an STD.

The only thing more frustrating than assholes taking up two seats with their bags of shit is other assholes not having the balls to ask someone to move their bags of shit. I know everyone fears a response like this, but come on man! Don't you wanna sit down and teach them a lesson? It's worth the risk.

Gurl, I hear you. I just had an asshole ex text message me after two years. He blew me off. Twice. Threw me away. Twice. Now did I blow him off to exact revenge? Oh no! I responded and agreed to hang out in order to "catch up." Fucking estupida.

Ooooh A mob not THE mob. That makes sense. I guess.

Sorry Kim, but your ass ain't what it used to be. It's just another fat butt, like mine.

Oh Lindsay. Can't you just smash your car into a brick wall already? We all know it's inevitable.

You know what's worse than lying about being pregnant? Pretending you're not pregnant when you actually are. Like, hello? You're only going to get bigger and bigger and its going to get harder and harder to hide your massive belly. And at the end of 9 months, you're going to have a person come out of your vagina. …

Bahaha, I should be ashamed for asking for a fucking corn tortilla and when I wasn't given one, for never going back?

Chipotle doesn't have Tex-Mex in it's name, it has only "Mexican." I wasn't critical of the quality, I was asking for corn tortillas, a staple in Mexican cuisine, in case you didn't know.

I am from Northern Mexico and have traveled throughout more Mexican states than you know of, Seattle Dan. I'm not talking about "traditionally," I'm talking about modern times, asshole. I've never walked into an authentic place where a corn tortilla was not offered, that's my only point. Now go eat your disgusting…

Please enlighten me with the area of Mexico that does not use corn tortillas?