Take a breath. Should he somehow manage to turn this thing around, believe it or not, 4-8 years of a Trump presidency will not signal the end of the country.

this is fucking terrifying.

There was no doubt Clinton would come prepared. It’s like she’s running for one of the most important positions in the nation if not the world as President of the United States. You’d have to be a completely inexcusable moron with tiny hands to do bad in these debates.

We know which candidate is that idiot.

I loooooooove the suggestion that one guy makes about Lester Holt sending Hillary the questions. She was so prepared that she had to have been given them, right? No way she could actually be that studious, that polished, that prepared.

Wonder if there’ll be a spike on Canadian dating sites (from U.S. citizens)?

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT MOVIES HAVE LIED TO ME?!?

Seriously, though. How easy will they let us immigrate. Because I’m making a list of places to go if the GOP, any of them, get control of the white house.

When does the day of reckoning come for white, middle-aged, Christian, conservative, sexist, racist, fascist, under-educated, uninformed, theocratic pond scum?

I have a great story that I can’t really tell in detail, but the punchline is an amazing, charitable, smart, successful, well known woman, after being treated dismissively by Donald, turning to him and saying “I knew your father. He was a lovely man. You are nothing like him. You’re a rude, odious man. He would be…

As someone looking in from the outside of America, Trump is scary as hell! I hope America votes well and this psycho doesn’t actually win.

A Trump rally is honestly my worst nightmare—perhaps the last place I would want to end up in the country right now. I feel like the amount of hate contained within any given one of these arenas is visually palpable—like you can probably see/smell it dripping off of people, legions of bigots just waiting for reasons…

First they came for the Mexicans, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Mexican.

But Ivanka Trump said he’ll be “great” for women if he becomes President!

Yeah, cause *that’s* the job she’s going for.

Popular buttons and stickers included ones that say, “If she can’t please her husband, she can’t please the country,”

It’s their internalized misogyny manifesting as “not like the other girls” syndrome. They’re not the kind of women he’s insulting, obviously, they’re better.

Trump is an asshole to women. I don’t understand women who support him because of how awful he is to us.

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

Maybe some blood- and flesh-tinged debris would add a nice realistic flair?