We are terrified Turkush Delight. Absolutely fucking terrified. Also embarrassed.

Man, I wanted to see her clobber him or tackle him. Probably smarter that she didn't though.

“Overly contoured broads.” Magnifique.

Uh guys? What about the charges for groping the server? Where are those?

Immigration lawyer here. Hit me up!

Oh. My. God. This family is nuts! And how can they tell those children apart? There’s a half-a dozen boys in that pic of the same age, height, hair color. How. The. Fuck?

Jesus who can understand this dude! Even rappers gotta articulate.

Wow, defensive!

Oh yeah ya did baby cakes

Dude, you got your ass handed to you, give it up already.

My thoughts exactly. Apparently we live in a world where expressing your disagreement or dislike for something gets you labeled a”hater,” as if those people calling you such never disliked anything ever. Morons.

Lucky guy. Now, are these “girlfriends” he had during his marriage to Mrs. Lunatic or are they from before marital bliss? Either way, when he says “My wife is crazy,” it’ll be the first time I believe it!

Sure it’s a problem for models. But when you’re just an average girl trying to get laid....well I guess small boobs is not a problem there either, but slightly larger ones just look so nice!

I really wanted to see this with my girlfriends but naked hairless dancing men with washboard abs just doesn’t friggin’ do it for me. It’s the dancing that’s such a turn off (the naked hairless washboard abs do not seem to be a problem). Oh and the fact that I got no peen to come home to.

It’s funny how I used to want to shrink my butt and my lips when I was younger and now it’s all the rage. Any chance small boobs will make a come back?

Since they are forbidden from smiling (or having any other expression/emotion), the world may never know....

Hell nah she ain't!!

Or black woman.

It’s readily apparent that in order to become a law enforcement officer, the main requirement is that you must be an enormous vindictive petty douchebag.

And gorgeous.