That's fine.

Any part of Mexico and any Mexican restaurant will HAVE corn tortillas. Stupid.

Bahaha! And I re-read it too. Damn. Thanks.

I walked into a Chipotle a few years ago. Now, I'm not really familiar with their menu since I have two Mexican parents with exceptional cooking skills and would normally not eat Americanized-Mexicab but on this particular day I said what the hell, why not? We asked for tacos and when we saw them pull out the flower…

What an idiot that Freeman.

No no no. The detainee has not been granted asylum, he has only established credible fear. Which does not itself confer any status. If a person is granted asylum, they are released.

Who is that child whose image you keep using? Aiyana Stanley?

Oh fucking Republicans. Clearly, self-reflection is something no Republican is capable of. It is totally possible to love your country and be critical of it at the same time. In fact, I think self criticism is a good way of showing your patriotism. FUCK YOU Giuliani.

OMG LOLing my ass off!

Sure, but I'm not one of them. I just don't find male models appealing.

"Gluten free" people are mostly idiot.s

Gorgeous.

Can you teach me?! I just finished law school and didn't take a class but studied wills for the bar. I really enjoyed it, I wish I had taken a class!

No girl! Take all of that money, you need it more than the church does!

I was tricked by my friend into agreeing to see this garbage on VALENTINE'S DAY (we are two single 30 somethings each temporarily living with parents, I mean can we be more pathetic?)! I would only sit through it for the laughs and a peek at Jamie's pecker, hopefully in a blow job scene. Thankfully she came to her…

God I fucking hate this country. Can't we just split it into two? The liberals will take the East and West Coasts and Chicago, the rest is for backward ass conservatives.

Replace that "almost" with "definitely."

I have that body. Except for the boobs. It's really the large boobs that makes it work.

Hells yeah! Missy gave me goosebumps. Katy Perry should've left the stage, I mean really.

I think Sandra Bullock would have also worked. Also, I don't know who Leslie Jones, maybe she's great, I don't know, but I would have LOVED for Jessica Williams to be the token person of color. Shall I start a petition?