*snickers at the thought of a Dalek saying that.*

I can't believe they still market this garbage. It is like something straight out of one of my mother's Ladies' Home Journal mags circa 1968. And why don't they make Summer's Eve for sweaty stinky scrotums? Or is that Axe?

By golly, I nearly forgot! Do they come in vagina scented?

Who forgets their vagina? Mine comes with me everywhere I go. Now my wallet - my WALLET I sometimes forget. And occasionally my phone.

The only "gift" y'all should get for your vag is a vibrator or dildo.

Just give it an Adam and Eve catalog and a pen. Let it circle what it wants.

I'd totally eat Taco Bell for Valentine's Day! I love it, my boyfriend loves it, what more do you need?

Jesus, now I have to buy "gifts" for my vagina too?

I really hate the commercial where the dude is washing with the "V" soap, and then has to freak out and do a bunch of macho shit to reaffirm his manhood.

They mean vagina, right?

There is a Pulitzer Prize winning short story in there.

They would have thrown the cops a parade and given them the keys to the city.

I wonder if Floridians would have been less annoyed if the cops were unofficially escorting Bieber out of Florida instead.

My boyfriend is from a small town in rural Wisconsin, and earlier this week one of their police officers was arrested for robbing the local bank for the third time. Yeah, it took them three times to catch him, and he committed the crime in the very town he was "serving". *facepalm*

Oh, cops. Always doing the wrong thing. At least they're always consistent with their brutality, dishonesty, and corruption.

What a waste. Those cops would have been better off shooting an unarmed mentally ill homeless person; at least then they would have been suspended WITH pay.

I can see it.

Oh, cool! Is there one for Jezebel, too?

Pictured: Two white celebrities setting their race back by 30 years