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"I was all about Hidden Dicks before they were cool."

I heartily concur.

What I learned from this is that San Francisco, Washington, New York and Los Angeles are the best places to live if you're a slut. Though I did kind of already suspect as much. But it's good to have confirmation. I do feel sorry for the sluts of Colorado Springs though. It must be awful for them. Constantly having to

Whore pills. Lots and lots of whore pills. There's a badge for it, even.

I'm going to jump in here and comment on this. I'm always fascinated by this type of response to situations like this. It's always "Well, this just what goes on," or "You have to understand, this is what it's like." I don't think there's a question of people not understanding that this is what goes on and this is

I share your disgust at a lot of these comments, but if you click the names of the worst offenders you'll find that most are not regular Jezzies but rather wandered in from darker corners of the Gawkersphere. By all means, direct your anger at the people saying shitty things, but "Fuck you jezebel, fuck you all to

It's hilarious. NBC needs to cut out content so that it isn't too long. But Sunday Night Football can be on until nearly midnight because we need commercials after touchbacks and time outs to ice the kicker.

Reminds me of the times I would stay up til 5 in the morning and encounter my dad shuffling into the bathroom in his tighty whities.

Then the officer who told her to leave would have said "sorry we don't allow children in here," not "you need to leave because you're breastfeeding." Which is also what they essentially told the TV station they did. The report says the officials told them they asked her to move because people were uncomfortable

OH GOD BOOBS. BOOBS BEING USED FOR THEIR BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION! BOOBS NOT BEING USED AS EROTIC PROPS FOR MENFOLK?!!!

Christ, I didn't think the story could get worse.

There is more to this story. Charda woke up disoriented in a hotel room, and called the police because she thought she had been drugged and raped. Instead of taking her to a hospital for a blood test and rape exam, the police arrested her for trashing the room, and then this occurred. I hope she ends up owning the

Why am I NOT surprised by this; could it be the 50 years I've spent as a Black woman?

Thank you, I hate when police officers commit crimes while on duty; and the only punishment is losing their jobs instead of being prosecuted by the court.

Fired. Good. How about going to jail for assault?

Do you think I came here to read? Do you, Owen?

That's why there's an NSFW warning in the story.

I may get one now that I am "official."