Are you kidding? He lied to the UN under oath for the Bush government, claiming there was evidence of Iraq having weapons of mass destruction so that the US invasion would be green-lighted by the UN and not considered an act of aggression, even though informed observers at the time (and poor Han Blix, the UN weapons…

To give some perspective, a big softball - the kind they use in slow-pitch for children - is only 3.8" in diameter. So that would be absurd.

Thank you. I had to read a couple times to figure out wtf was going on.

Like. If it’s hard to get it in there, why are you not concerned enough to ask her what’s up? Holy fuck. You just assume it’s too big and keep stuffing it in there? Sure, sounds reasonable.

“According to the Telegraph, the woman had fallen asleep in an office in order to wait for the next train in the morning home. After a brief conversation, the pair started to have consensual sex, trying first in a “spooning” position and then turning around to face each other. It was then that Green noticed that the…

Please, please, please your honor, make him prove this! In court. With everybody watching him. He brought it up as a defense, so why not check to see if his claims are accurate?

I’ve been doing sex vanilla because I face my partner at least some of the time before there’s any sort of penetration? Really?

That’s my takeaway about why that the sex was not consensual, yes.

Because babysitters can be hard to find. We just moved to a new state. Any great ideas on where to find a reliable, trustworthy person to leave our kid with in our home so I can go out sans child Friday? Also babysitters are expensive (like 40/50$ on top of dinner). So I’d happily fork over like$20 or so more on top…

Some fancy places have that. I actually worked as the babysitter at one such establishment! I watched the kiddos, played movies/games with them, and they got to eat chicken tenders while their parents were in the main dining room, getting their wine on. Too bad more businesses don’t do that, because it’s such a…

Ikea?

That’s what my BFF and I would do when I would visit. Go to Ikea, drop the little one off in the play area, and go for lunch. Everyone was happy.

Um...yea dude. It was just a fucking idea. I didn’t say every restaurant should. Cool your jets.

I’m scratching my head over how many people seem to be glossing over the phrase “on-site”— that is kind of, well, everything, isn’t it? High cost, but high payoff; that’s the kind of thing that really makes an employee believe that the company gives a rat’s ass about taking care of you. I don’t know any parents who’d…

Also: greed. Greed is one of the reasons why healthcare is so fucked up.

Bill Maher is a name I’d keep off my résumé as a reference...

No, corporations subsidizing insurance rather than allowing a universal single payer health care system is absolutely why health care is so fucked up.

, why not?

I don’t believe “companies stepping to pick up the slack” is why healthcare is so fucked up. Insurance is why healthcare is so fucked up.

The idea is that you tolerate people regardless of how they were born, not that you are tolerant of them regardless of their actions. You tolerate skin color, gender, sexuality, and you tolerate religion to the point where people aren’t negatively impacting others’ lives with it. You don’t tolerate people whose hatred…

Yeah! Who the hell invited the Editor in Chief of Deadspin?