Fairly positive Jez covered this a while back when it first came out. I've definitely seen all of these photos before, quite a while ago.

"Diversity=White Genocide."

More material for Woody Allen's spank bank?

Off topic: can we have tags back on posts,please? it's hard to tell (especially on mobiles)from the headline if it's Dirtbag or a short little article or something serious.

Teacher here—-a thousand times yes to this! Teenagers aren't lazy—they have different circadian rhythms. Frankly, it's amazing to me how many do okay 1st period when they are fighting to bring their systems online.

Thank you, random commenter! You who patrolls on the edges of internet, waiting for that perfect moment to strike, make your burner account, and comment about the Shaolin practice of Iron Bone, since you have obviously modeled your life after them.

That chick doing the tiny head bop in the background elevates this to sublime.

Well Jesus, you guys. Thank God THIS person is here to tell us The One True Way of how to look and feel good. Pack it in, scientists! This one person who did one thing that worked for their body is here to save us all from looking unsightly while naked! Because all bodies respond the same to a particular activity.…

when a comedian uses "lmao" twice in an unfunny tweet, he should maybe consider a change of title.

Yes, but what are the long term impacts on the joints?

Alyson Hannigan listed as the ginger from American Pie?!?!

not even cashew cheese on a chip made of quinoa?

I would just like to take this moment to announce that my Bacon number is 1, which makes me awesome. I was an extra in "The Air Up There", a movie so terrible that I couldn't finish watching it even though I was technically in it. I say technically because it was just a crowd scene, but Kevin Bacon was like ten feet…

Did you see him on The Daily Show last week (or maybe the week before that)? Dude was there to promote his movie, and ALL he could talk about was the carriage horse thing. It was a bit...bizarre.

I wish I could understand what Selena sees in Justin but all I see is entitled crustache.

... Yeah... And it's not happening in America circa 2014. This is a fictional nation where 14 year olds are regularly sold in marriage. Much like humans have been doing pretty much non stop until the modern centuries. Sansa is betrothed at eleven and is meant to be wed the minute she starts bleeding. Circe was a child…

First of all, her name is not Khaleesi. It's Danaerys. Khaleesi is her title. How are people messing this up? Second of all, that scene where Drogo flat rapes her on their wedding night is the only part of the HBO series that makes me want to kick puppies. Because if you read the books, which you should, what happens…

Tried allergy meds, have chronic tonsilitis, tried switching to vaping rather than joints/bong, tried saline rinses, tried cleanses, tried not sleeping with my mouth open. But thanks, random person on the internet who is not an ENT.