Yeah, I'm pretty sure some sort of hotness vortex would be created and the whole world would get sucked in to it. WORTH IT.

Poor D'Angelo tho.

Threesome?

I have a son with Asperger's, a nephew with Asperger's, and I work with lots of kids with Asperger's. I'd definitely go with Asperger's for Sherlock.

It looked to me like he just didn't have the foreskin pulled back on one of them.

Booooo! You were one of my favorite Jez writers!

This says more to me about the state of education in this country than religion. I was raised Catholic and went to Catholic elementary and high school and I learned about evolution in Freshman biology. It was a big section of the course, taught thoroughly and intelligently. Where are these people going to school that…

this is how.

This gives me so many pants feelings.

I just clicked on the Instagram link in the story! If you scroll down and look through all of the pictures, there are a couple that show a dragon and Ghost.

Not only are there dragons, there's a Ghost figure!

And what's up with the hem? It's like they hemmed it and forgot to iron it. It really does look homemade.

And for normals, the parent who relocates has the responsibility to maintain contact between the child and the non-custodial parent. That's pretty established custody case law. So I find it very hard to believe that if he really wanted to see Suri, he couldn't have made it happen.

I have never, ever seen a big toe that much bigger. I think it's much more horrifying than a big second toe.

Why is Seth Myers there??

Who is Ellen D supposed to be? I feel like I must be stupid for not knowing.

They've settled in, but her face looks nothing like her original one. I would have NEVER recognized her if I didn't already know she's Dakota Johnson's mother.

Approximately 100%

It looks like my ex-MIL's dress from my wedding. In 1988.

I think this gif is giving me a seizure, and yet I can't look away.