Nope. I didn't say that only black people have baby hairs at all. I said that this specific styling of them is unique to black and latina women.

Ahahaha "farming community," I will have to use that. Yes, having lived in multiple cities it makes me crazy when family members ask if my partner is teaching "urban" students. Nope, they're shipping kids in from the hinterlands of New Orleans. I'm also reminded of the argument I had with a roommate after she called…

Solid strategy: stop reading the second you find something to be bothered about. If you keep reading then the rest of the paragraph might fix the problem, and you won't be able to feel put upon and make it about you.

Here's Jon Hamm holding a snow leopard, for the greater good:

I didn't even like him all that much and this just tipped me into the love category as well.

I just went from liking Seth Rogen to loving Seth Rogen. Well done.

It would feel my heart with so much joy to see an actual close up of Trump's face during the course of these jokes. His deep frown was just a little too fuzzy in this video.

Just in case anyone can't watch, the real winner was his Trump opener:

Photoshop, from the looks of it...

Donald really holds a grudge, doesn't he?

Pure, quantum leap, creativity with the Cranberries/littlefinger title. Aaaah!

Emile Hirsch, just go back to being silent, ok?

A rule of thumb:

dear chrissy and john,

I never really had an opinion about Andrew Garfield before, but in the last few weeks he's given a very creepo pretentious d-bag vibe.

Chrissy & John are pure class. FFS, if you're going to have public sex, at least do it in a secluded spot, like under the bleachers or something.