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Based on his acceptance speech, I think no. I think he does not.

I wonder if he knows he's a twat and is ok with it?

Patrick Stewart really is a gift to the whole human race, isn't he? Even his bit on Colbert the other day, though pretty weak overall, still managed to be full of joy.

Pat Sajak is an asshole. He once wrote a column about how teachers and people like government employees should not vote because of what they benefit from the government.
I guess it's okay if rich guys vote for tax breaks though.

Gary Busey and Courtney Stodden hung out. I would love to know what they talked about.

I always get the creeps when there is a story about her...she is always talking about his death and going on about how sad she is. I don't deny she is sad about, but she just keeps trotting out his death as a way to stay relevant. Which she isn't.

I'm sorry but that shit is funny and so are the name generators. If he had been like just one syllable off or had messed up only one part of her name it would have been a little mistake and we could move on, but no, this Mf'er looked straight into the teleprompter and choked. His one and only job for the evening was…

You guys, I can't explain it, but I have such a thing for The Rock. Always have, always will. I think it's partially because he's so well groomed, but honestly, I have no real reasons. That man!

Wow, a comment downthread talks about Kendall becoming a "third rate whore", and it has a few replies. None of those replies are calling the commenter out for that language.

She's tall and thin. She follows all their rules. I actually prefer Kim, if only because she (used to) wear clothes that were flattering on a curvier body. Before Kanye destroyed her with ill-fitting "fashion" clothes.. blegh. I used to love her outfits!

You sound like you could use some caffeine/chocolate. Lighten up.

Wow religious perverts? Never heard of that before

Now, see, Bec, you leap to judgment, but do we have any real data? Has there been a study?

I propose a test. Everyone removes their undergarments and communes with their preferred greater power, and we all report our findings. I'm perfectly happy to freeball and talk to the FSM for the male comparative value.

Yeah I would check for The Lord's Webcams hidden underneath the pews before I sat down, lest Pornhub gets flooded with upskirt videos like "Kenya See Her Cooch?"

He pretty much said he looked up to himself in his speech. lol

Matthew McConaughey saying he looked up to god seriously made me eyeroll-chuckle. Thanking god—whatever, you do you, religious folk. That's fine. But saying god is who you look up to? I mean... For real, dude? If you BELIEVE in god, saying you "look up" to him is a bit of an understatement, right? You "look up" to…

Also, I wanted to loudly heckle the real life Philomena.

Cate Blanchett telling Julia Roberts to suck it made it all worth while.