How about this? I'll keep as far away from them as possible and they can have whatever disease they carry all to themselves.

Yes. All. Of. Them.

Not concern trolling, if you ask me. I believe that this much constant porn can't be good for a few reasons: Boys and young men are being exposed to professional-level sex that your average woman generally doesn't want to have, and being shown a robotic version of the female body. So the pretty normal 17 year old…

Yes, exactly! Porn was his outlet from having to have Tony Danza as a dad.

I didn't think Don Jon was so much about porn addiction as it was about owning your own sexuality and not letting anyone else define it. That it's ok to like what you like, and be who you are. Heck, if he was addicted to porn it was almost a good thing, because it helped him disengage from ScarJo's long shellacked…

Okay, since Doug couldn't be bothered to say anything about John Henson beyond that he died, it's also worth mentioning that his father, Jim Henson, passed away at the young age of 53 from a strep infection that attacked his organs.

I agree, he deserved the header, instead of whatever gibberish about Charlie sheen. Seriously, I have a hard time making it through Sundays on jezebel, Doug Barry goes on long tangents that I never quite understand. If it takes 3 sentences to set up the joke, it is never going to be funny.

John Henson's death is just heartbreaking. Apparently he was home alone with his young daughter when it happened. It's kind of disappointing that his death is hidden several points into a (meaner than usual, by the way) Dirt Bag. I hope Jez or even Gawker does a longer write-up about this.

(I'm sorry you have to think about me doing sex now.)

I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

I'm guessing the post-partum deyuckification takes longer if you birthed a girl. I hate them all and their book and their hair everything they stand for.

Because the bible.

He does television arguably better than most people on it.

That is the cutest bat I have ever seen.

That would be a big yes and it made me do this

Or a little awful.

Is it just me or is the way Brandi Glanville lumped in her sons with her STD as the eternal reminder of her failed marriage a little... off?

OH SNAP, go Lena Dunham! She's spot on. So happy to see a celebrity actually defend Dylan Farrow for once (and if there are any other celebrities who have spoken out in her defense, please let me know!).

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