Barbara Walters needed to retire a while ago. I know she is soon, but look, lady. The woman who thinks vaccines can maybe cause autism thinks you're reaching here. Look at your life, Babwa. Look at your choices.

I prefer to phrase it as: THIS IS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS EVEN JENNY MCCARTHY GETS IT.

Here's the thing: plenty of molesters are nice people. Loving, caring parents. Upstanding members of their communities. Gainfully employed, doing good work. Great conversationalists. Have pretty shiny hair. Whatever the nice thing is that makes you think people are nice. BUT THEY'RE ALSO CHILD MOLESTERS who may never,…

Ooh, you've got me pegged, bro. Full-on anti-child molestation piece of shit, that's me.

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

Whenever a woman has sat on my lap, I've certainly never felt as though I were being made less for it.

But what if we don't want her?

Idris!!!! And look, he's posing with a woman over age 40! (Not a Julia fan, but you can't have everything.)

I'm having a hard time reading this image - who is this? Also, why does she look so upset?

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who felt that way. People need to youtube Prince at the Superbowl if they want to see an epic performance. He is the gold standard.

I know, and for reasons I cannot comprehend, the Ike Turner abuse reference gets a pass. For what. . . awesome dancing? I watched the "eat the cake" scene from What's Love Got to do With It and it was hard to watch - the cleaned up cinematically approved version of an event that actually happened. Casually bringing up…

Oh for Christ's sake, can we get thru at least one goddamn day without Jezebel proclaiming that BEYONCE IS THE MOST EPIC SINGER EVAHHHHHHHHH

Do we have to pretend like every Beyonce performanc is epic? Her Grammy performance was one of her worst IMO but everyone acts like we should bow down or something. Between the "surfboard" and Ike Turner references, Drunk In Love has to be one of her weakest singles lyrically and vocally.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Miley has a point!

So I says to the guy, "that's no racehorse, that's my wife!"

KANYE DIED FOR YOUR SHINS