Can we stop paying attention to Damon Wayans Jr. now? He's just awful and not funny.

I don't know who Julie Klausner is but I love her.

No me gusta. :(

Even the Goopster? I look like that after I swim at the gym-lank hair, no makeup, washed out. But I don't throw an overall dress over my sports bra.

This is some damn good makeup. It's subtle, but not so much that she looks washed out. It's a red lip without being like, BAM look at my red lips. Solid vote in the Drew Barrymore direction. I also seriously like her dress.

Diane Kruger's outfit is something I would have desperately coveted in 1992 and that should clarify everything that's wrong with it. That and the words "floral jumpsuit."

Gwyneth Paltrow looks like Sub-Zero.

Part of me is always a little nostalgic on SOTU days. Somewhere, Sam and Toby would be scrambling.

It's snow, not lava

I support the theory that the red part was actually ripped away by a third hand that came from the grassy crotch.

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?

Straight White People Give Each Other Awards for Doing Black Music About Gay Rights Better Than You Convention

Sorry Madonna and David, Yoko and Sean did it better

Am I the only one who thinks this dress is hideous?

Sigh.

I know we're supposed to like it and I usually do, but Beyonce's look a bit sloppy to me—like a lace doily all scrunching and wrong, especially from the side (is that skin, a mushy bra, what?). And her hair and makeup are atrocious.

Madonna looks like Calvin Candie.

The best part is the guy next to her cheering and then saying 'fuck'

Oh my god, the forearms. I'm SUCH a sucker for a good forearm. I didn't take in a single word of EU Law last year because my lecturer rolled up his sleeves at the beginning of every lecture (It was his "let's begin" signal, and oh boy did we girls shut up fast).