I seriously didn't think I could like Brandi Glanville less, but SURPRISE! Her comments were among the most outrageous, ignorant, offensive things I've ever heard.

Lindy! Stop giving Brandi Glanville a podium! I understand the trainwreck aspect but OH MY GOD SHE IS THE WORST. And just think how smug you will feel when she finally fades into obscurity; you can claim responsibility for keeping her off the radar!

I really don't like James Deen, but I have to agree with him. I can't believe that thought came from my brain (I think my brain may be wrinkly-free).

That kid is heading for a fall. I wouldn't want to be around when the laughing stops.

SHUT UP! YOU HAVE A DISTURBING RESEMBLANCE TO THAT DUDE!

no. name. tattoos. ever. if you're stupid enough to do so, you deserve the pain of getting it lasered off in the future.

Her hair is on point. Please, share your secrets. Is there a lot of hairspray involved?

Rebecca Romijn's favorite Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition memory is when Tyra Banks almost drowned.

OK. Raise your hand if you would totally do Alan Cumming.

Please please let there be video of Trace Adkins punching Trace Adkins.

"I always play sexy sax music when I apply lotion."

can you guys stop promoting Charlie Sheen? just quit it already.

So...does anyone know what Frances Bean has against Lydia Lunch, Nick Cave, or the year 1987? I am quite confused.

WHICH OWL DO YOU THINK SHIA LABEOUF SAW? I think this owl:

Today is a confusing day. I find myself on Team Kanye AND I think that raiding the Bieber's house for egging a neighbor is excessive and a waste of resources. He should be responsible for the damages and maybe spend some contemplative time at home, pondering about how much of a shit he wants to be when he grows up.

Don't they have other things to worry about? I also am guessing that Leonardo DiCaprio does not carry the same influence with teenagers as he did when I was a teenager, and he really didn't have much then.