shit in his desk on your last day. then put a little American flag toothpick in it so he gets the message.

Oh dear lord, these people need to be hit with textbooks. So my fave explanation is "weather is what you dress for, climate is what you build for"-they're related but different. Using weird weather events to disprove climate change is like saying your normally calm toddler is a psychopath 'cause they once threw their…

"People ask me if I believe in global warming. I just answer, Do you believe in gravity?" - Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

"Whenever you politicize something, you contaminate it."

What have the people of Chicago have done to deserve looking at Rush Limbaugh naked?

I wish Rush Limbaugh was a liberal hoax.

Come on, I'd at least expect them to buy her a pegasus or unicorn.

"Blue loves animals and expressed interest in having a horse . . . so they bought her one."

Maybe I should put "politics aside" in caps next time. If it's illegal and he ain't been charged or in jail, then it's politics

You're not thinking racist enough.

That baby has a fierce resting bitch-face. How cruel of Obama to mock him so.

Politics aside, still don't get how you can hate this guy

She very well may be fine with it - but if she weren't, what was she supposed to say? Something negative a burn a lot of bridges?

"Haha! Oh boy, I'm gonna sue the shit out of you!"

Thanks!

"swing low"

That was great.

Because feminism!

Have you seen her on Veep? She is amazing.

Please someone call Clinton Kelly for Lena Dunham. She has NO CLUE how to dress her figure. Not a single clue.

I thought the 4th girl was Fiona Apple at first. Pretty dress.