That Nigella Lawson film sounds like it's going to be made in such bad taste. Can't we let the poor woman be after what a year she had? I hate that every single scandal has to be made into a movie, it's getting tiresome.

This alleged Roberts/Peters engagement. Kids, just... don't, okay? Just don't. Evan, you will love again, buddy. I promise. Emma, you need to get your house in order. And by "house", I mean "liver".

Anyone else particularly disturbed that his reference point for someone who can change if they really want to is a disabled person?

My, these straight men sure do spend a lot of their time contemplating gay sex.

@ZachBraff

Either Zach Braff's twitter feed is an extensive work of performance art in which he enacts the unearned self-assuredness of every bro who ever told one funny fart joke and from then on was convinced he was comic GOLD (thus causing us to react against and explore the ways in which the internet culture of self-exposure…

Me too! However, I've just looked and I can evidence that my 2 year old has eaten her crayons. #rainbowpoopin12hours

Write more about stuff like this, because, right now, I basically feel like the best and smartest parent ever. #setthebarlow

Wow, it's really impressive that you can tell different nationalities apart just by observing them at the movies. You can tell the difference between Mexicans, and Mexican Americans, and Hondurans, and Guatemalans? You must be extremely well versed in regional dialects of Spanish.
Since you are apparently very…

I want time travel to be invented for the exclusive* purpose of printing this out and shoving it in the face of the parents who brought their three (two?) year old to the late showing of Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Yes, like, two years ago. Don't tell me to get over it. I will never get over it. You know what's worse…

You still got it, Laura!

Madonna's just not a regular mom.

Oh my, stylish does indeed run in the family I mean lookit this gorgeous woman and handsome young man. I cannot get enough of her since seeing her in 12 Years A Slave, she needs to be in more roles stat and I will not shut up about it lol.

He must have misunderstood "tenderizing."

I don't understand why the only two items in this Dirt Bag weren't just the Lupita Nygong'o and Meryl Streep bits, because those were the only two worth reading. MOAR LUPITA!

Haha, so Doug never left.

*Looks to the left*
Huh...

You know, I've seen this guy on GT before. I thought he seemed sensible. It's always alarming when someone grounded turns out to be a frothing at the mouth, uninformed, raging, arrogant imbecile. Well, alarming but also funny.