Would watch.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that those 14 yr olds are black or Hispanic.

"Children that age do not understand the consequences of their statements and their actions."

SORRY if you don't get your SLUT PILLS for FREE, this is AMERICA and we have something called the CONSTITUTION that guarantees our FREEDOM from SLUTS.

Wow, it's like the movie has a visual style that it stuck with. Amazing.

Mayim clearly has no problems with playing a character whose relationship often ignores her needs as a person. maybe she should focus more on her own choice to be on The Big Bang Theory and stop bashing others.

I was with her for the "Who the hell is Ariana Grande" thing. But hating on Frozen?

Patrick Stewart should be officially named "Goodwill Ambassador of All That is Awesome."

OMFG tears running down my FACE at that Patrick Stewart story. All the tears. ALL OF THEM! And that picture...omfg....bawling.

Agreed. If he disrupted a holy ceremony or caused damage to the statute, I'm totally there for misdemeanor charges. But this? This is just harmless stupidity. If Jesus is all that offended I'm sure he'll have a sit down with him or send him to time out in a molten pit.

Ugh, can we stop wasting time and resources on arresting people for totally harmless shit?

DUDE. SO MANY THINGS IN BUTTS IN THIS BOOK. Incendently, i read this on a trans-atlantic flight in the mid ninetys. Masturbated in the loo. Mile-high club, party of one!

Yes please.

Ve haff vays aaf making you come.

There's an engineer in my office who I find EXTREMELY attractive, on a really primal level, and all sorts of things about him, which I normally wouldn't find appealing, make me want to drag him into a conference room and screw him on top of a table. He's slightly pigeon-toed, which I find adorable. I like how I can…

Fake German accents (I like real ones too). My ex used to do one for me, and I'd be like "No, seriously, take your pants off now...No, do you really have to stop talking like that during?!?!?"

You absolutely can joke about rape. You can joke about anything. Joking about something does not mean you condone it. If you can't joke about something from time to time because it's a serious topic then I feel sorry for you.

Depends on your sense of humor. For me, the outright slaughter of my entire family, all those who bear my last name, has the ability to be a funny joke. What's off limits for you is probably not off limits for me.

I'm sorry - but I can only accept complaints from the male head of a household. Please have your father register your displeasure.