It’s good to see Gunn pulling from the Ostrander stuff instead of the New 52 run. I’m not the kind of guy who would say all New 52 was bad, but there was certainly a lot of crap there.

A whole new world even sounds inferior to the original one.  

I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

How taxing is it to suspend your disbelief for 10 seconds?

I think you’re confused. The Stan Lee you see in the Captain Marvel movie is Earth-199999 reading the Earth-199999 version of the Mall Rats script.

The Stan Lee who acted in the Captain Marvel movie is the Stan Lee from Earth-1218 who appeared in the Earth-1218 version of Mall Rats.

Dear Amy Klobuchar,

Well, that covers it. We’re done here.

I don’t dislike him, but I don’t need to see him running on autopilot.

Good.

And they never made a dime off merchandise, either.

Bravo....

I’m surprised they made a sequel. The first one wasn’t particularly popular. I can’t remember a single song from that film, and I’m certain that no little girl has ever wanted to dress up like either of the main characters. 

“Marvel is considering an intermission”

more mundane but practical innovations that will get used are far more important than some bitcoin-enabled 3D printed drone bullshit that’ll end up in a landfill in a year 

Then you’re a fucking idiot.

Chet Faker actually did something with the song, rather than just bad Karaoke version of the original. 

The poor girl burst into tears as John Boehner was some of what an idol to her. Pretty damaging to a 16-year-old.

Oh thank the zombie baby Jesus I wasn’t the only one. I figured it must have been a stylistic choice about 15 minutes in and I didn’t see anyone else wearing 3D glasses.

My wife and I also enjoyed the movie, but we both thought the exact same thing. I ended up with a bit of a headache and eyestrain for a couple hours afterward. I also had the same thought process; every time I started to think it was 3D I would notice that the main image was in focus, so we never said anything. By the…