I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

How taxing is it to suspend your disbelief for 10 seconds?

I think you’re confused. The Stan Lee you see in the Captain Marvel movie is Earth-199999 reading the Earth-199999 version of the Mall Rats script.

The Stan Lee who acted in the Captain Marvel movie is the Stan Lee from Earth-1218 who appeared in the Earth-1218 version of Mall Rats.

Dear Amy Klobuchar,

Chet Faker actually did something with the song, rather than just bad Karaoke version of the original. 

The poor girl burst into tears as John Boehner was some of what an idol to her. Pretty damaging to a 16-year-old.

She might be the best YouTuber when it comes to film review.

“911 what’s your emergency?”

I was a little thrown off by them calling it Bicycle Thieves.

Between this and the stories about their planned streaming service it feels like the place got taken over by mormons or something.

1993 from Whoopi’s Friar’s Club Roast. So yeah, something from 25 years ago that he’s since apologized and atoned for. He didn’t do it this week. It’s bad faith whataboutism, you know, the norm with conservatives these days

You know what should get said more though? Fuck people in the rust belt. Fuck them. Both she and Donnie campaigned for two fucking years, and they’re going to base their vote on who flew into town more often? That’s how you vote? Based on who visited you, instead of some other Americans. You didn’t have all the…

You mean The Dark Knight Rises, right?
But yeah, I get you. I don’t HATE it, most of its component pieces are good, but the overall shape and goal of the narrative is just . . . not good. It’s sloppy and feels an awful lot like a first draft most of the time. Also, the (unintentional) messages sent are just BAD.

One of the things that bothered me about each sequel was that they just kinda dropped incredibly important geographic details from the previous movies. The train is ALL OVER Batman Begins, then you never see it again. The Narrows is an enormously important geographic location that never gets another thought. Then,…

When going in for the punch - AAAAAAAVOOO CADOOO TOAST *thwap*

Suggested catchphrases:

A super hero to truly represent millennials. 

Getting beaten by a rigged game? Fair.
Beating a rigged game? Stop right there, criminal scum!