I will murder three people right here and right now if it gets us a great Squirrel Girl trilogy.

That unspeakably awful 3D Alice in Wonderland with Johnny Depp also grossed a billion dollars around the same time. People flooded to theaters to see the shiny new 3D technology, even when the movies themselves were forgettable crap.

Gandalf and the other wizards are all banging around during the Second Age, aren’t they?

Does it work as a TV if you attach one of those TV signal catchers that you put in your window?

Does it work as a TV if you attach one of those TV signal catchers that you put in your window?

I enjoy the hell out of Southland Tales. 

I absolutely detested Tom Hooper’s cinematographic choices in Les Miserables. Getting up in everyone’s face with a wide angle lens completely took me out of the moment and left me actively disliking the movie even though I am otherwise am very fond of the musical itself.

Steve Martin might be talked into it if you let him bring Martin Short along to do all the high energy bits.

OH, so what? You think everyone should have to be silent forever and wear rubber pajamas! You’re a disgrace to America. 

Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is my favorite comic being printed today. 

So far I’ve only used my new instant pot to make rice; and it was well worth the purchase price. 

Today’s vocabulary word is “parsimonious” 

Chet Faker actually did something with the song, rather than just bad Karaoke version of the original. 

The privilege of having Yiannopoulos fly to wherever you are and take you and a friend out to dinner once a year—a steal at $750.

This is like watching a video from another dimension. No clue who these people are or what they’re talking about.

Did they do their homework well?

You shouldn’t be allowed to receive a heart transplant if you never had a heart to begin with. 

I love her music. It doesn’t have to be anyone’s cup of tea, but those folks who are vitriolically opposed to her hate her more because of their own pretentiousness and sexism than because of her music.

I was a little thrown off by them calling it Bicycle Thieves.

Richard Spencer is a violent, hateful asshole???

I really liked the first Johnny English. I’ve seen it two or three times and get consistent laughs each time. I hated the second one though. The extended sequence where he gets kicked in the  balls while doing a Kung-Fu style training routine was painfully unfunny.