I will murder three people right here and right now if it gets us a great Squirrel Girl trilogy.

That unspeakably awful 3D Alice in Wonderland with Johnny Depp also grossed a billion dollars around the same time. People flooded to theaters to see the shiny new 3D technology, even when the movies themselves were forgettable crap.

Significantly so. 

Gandalf and the other wizards are all banging around during the Second Age, aren’t they?

Reminds me a lot of Mark Waid’s Irredeemable.

Good.

Does it work as a TV if you attach one of those TV signal catchers that you put in your window?

Does it work as a TV if you attach one of those TV signal catchers that you put in your window?

I’m surprised they made a sequel. The first one wasn’t particularly popular. I can’t remember a single song from that film, and I’m certain that no little girl has ever wanted to dress up like either of the main characters. 

I wouldn’t say I missed it, Bob

I enjoy the hell out of Southland Tales. 

I absolutely detested Tom Hooper’s cinematographic choices in Les Miserables. Getting up in everyone’s face with a wide angle lens completely took me out of the moment and left me actively disliking the movie even though I am otherwise am very fond of the musical itself.

I read the comics back in high school, which is probably the time in my life when I was most likely to have enjoyed them. I remember them reasonably fondly, but also that there was room for improvement, which hopefully this adaptation provides. 

Steve Martin might be talked into it if you let him bring Martin Short along to do all the high energy bits.

What’s extra insane about this declaration from JKR is that it is so utterly unnecessary. It’s already established in the books that they have chamber pots. So why not just say that wizards used chamber pots and either the wizards themselves, or their parents, or their elf slaves, would go around and clean them up…

OH, so what? You think everyone should have to be silent forever and wear rubber pajamas! You’re a disgrace to America. 

Unbeatable Squirrel Girl is my favorite comic being printed today. 

So far I’ve only used my new instant pot to make rice; and it was well worth the purchase price. 

Today’s vocabulary word is “parsimonious” 

Chet Faker actually did something with the song, rather than just bad Karaoke version of the original. 

Okay, so consensus seems to be that this was an intentional artistic choice by the filmmakers. It is, in my opinion, an AWFUL choice.