Dear Alabama Legislators, kindly go and fuck yourselves; put a fetus in your colon; then go to trial and listen to your employers and neighbors tell you why you have to bring your butt baby to term.

I legitimately think these legislators are really just mad that these 'beautiful young teenage sluts' are having the sexy sexy sex with people other then them; and want to punish them for it.

"These teenage sluts have to live with the consequences of their slutty actions. High five to the dudes who laid them though! They're totally off the hook for any responsibility." ~Arizona legislators.

Mine too.

Other than going into greater detail about the murders themselves, what more is there to say?

I still really like the Twilight Books, but I don't disagree with your argument.

I keep agitating for an Alice & Jasper are Vampire Detectives spin-off series.

Edward Albee's The American Dream is wonderful, but it's about a couple who kidnap a baby and torture it to death, and then have to deal with that baby's adult twin who felt his soul die parallel to his missing brother.

Mayim Bialik has forever relieved me of the need to care about her opinions on anything.

The sanctity of marriage must be protected.

I had to look up ever single clothing item they listed. I knew not a one.

WhAt Did YoU sAy?

Just give him one of Nick Fury's extra cars.

That wound be fine too.

I hope seat reclining issues ground a lot more planes in the short term, and that airlines decide that they've gone too far and it's more cost effective for them to just give every passenger another two inches of leg room.

I bet if that same person went up and said something funny, friendly, and sincere to the same 60 people, TWO of them would have agreed to interact with his genitals; so really, even when it "works" they're not doing themselves any favors.

Just expand Medicare to everyone, God damn it.

I guess now that we're talking about it, I am vaguely aware that Juggalos like to call each other "my ninja"... but I had assumed that there was some kind of inside joke at play, and not just that "ninja" sounds kind of like "nigga."

I'll need to see video before I believe that's not just a mannequin they've put in a variety of poses.