One of the Sandman stories by Neil Gaiman featured a Dream Library that was full of every book that had ever been dreamt about but never written.

Is that two handjobs at once?

If we discovered that the Earth was going to end in a thousand years, I would want to focus our energy into building advanced 3D printers and a combination of artificial intelligence and uploading memories and personalities into digital form.

We’re already well into making sensors that can read and interpret brainwaves. I don’t see why we couldn’t eventually use those to create something approaching telepathy.

Cable is so expensive that you could buy the DVDs for every show you actually wanted to watch and still come out ahead. The deal is even better with a Netflix account. If you have the patience to watch the DVDs through Netflix then it's cheapest of all.

I lost 127 pounds on Atkins. In the eight years since then I've yo-yoed a little bit, but by walking a lot and not eating sugar except on special occasions I've done pretty well keeping it off.

That news reporter has an amazingly unattractive early-Bieber haircut.

I would much prefer that FF and Daredevil don't get off the ground and the rights revert to Marvel. I'm confident that Marvel would know how to make good movies out of them.

I'm not suggesting that Katie was brainwashed... but Scientologists do actually believe that Cruise has sufficiently high Operating Thetan levels to bend people to his will with mind control. Also he can control time and space.

The American Humanist Association just issued this press release in response to Gohmert's idiocy:

Don't worry officer, there's nothing illegal in the trunk of my car; I can't show it to you though or else you'd try and arrest me.

It was strongly implied in the movie that Red Skull had experimented on Bucky with a Hydra version of the super soldier serum. From what little we know about the serum’s properties, Bucky may have been on ice in the frozen river, or he may have been out killing people this whole time and just never aged.

I've had the same "New Reply" notice next to my user name in the upper right hand corner for ages now. I've opened it many times and tried to find a "dismiss" button of some kind, but I've falled up short. Can anyone advice me on how to reset that?

I deeply regretted not being able to see Wolves in the Walls.

The Tiger Lilies made a great and insane musical version of Shockheaded Peter.

This seems like the kind of thing you could get done once or twice and then open up your own shop and wing it.

Those folks who would prefer to recreate this experience on the cheap are encouraged to ride on a Tilt-A-Whirl all day and then lock themselves in a bomb shelter for a week.

Other people have mentioned this film, but I truly believe that Grave Of The Fireflies is the most exquisitely beautiful tragic film I've ever seen.

That was ridiculously sad.