Both my favorite vampires qualify.

I, for one, think pooping at 120 mph sounds amazing.

I think a big part of it was that Lindsay went on all the talk shows to whine about how mean people were treating her, whereas Charlie just shrugs and goes back to work.

@willwriteforfood: Yep.

Nothing about this video makes narrative sense.

I no longer want wifi in Central Park. I'm not sure I ever really did.

@houser:

@Pope John Peeps II: I am not suggesting that. Just that his ethnicity is ambiguous.

1. Teen Titans takes itself seriously... Young Justice does not. That's what makes it fun.

Disney is right. I saw Tron for the first time this year, and I was unimpressed.

With T. H. White, it isn't the first part of the story "Sword in the Stone" that's the real rip off, it's the end of "Once and Future King" where Arthur is dead and talks to Merlin about what happened.

@nancydrew: She was lumped in with the girls she called hideous.

Patti referred to this girl as "Hideous" and threatened to fire her intern if she didn't bring in better looking candidates. To which I say "Sherrie, if you're out there... CALL ME!"

When I was his age I went to preschool wearing a plastic pearl necklace until one of the assistant teachers there made a fuss and insisted that I stop. I still like girls though; the costume somehow managed not to warp my tender little mind.

Quick! Where's Erik Lehnsherr?!?

Patti will be representing a loser millionaire and find an amazing woman, and say "She's perfect for him" except that she's not because she's smart, clever and decent and he's a total asshole.

@stevemajor: I went to school with the girl who she told to straighten her hair... and I can tell you that no amount of straightening is going to last very long.

@TulipJefferson: Totally.

You can only sue someone for liable if they make a false statement of fact.