Now I'm intrigued, please tell!

Do not taunt me like this! If this turns out not to be true, there will be consequences. Consequences, I say!

That's perfectly explicable. He's wearing that because bonkers space tranny.

I wonder how much time the bees spend color sorting the M&Ms? (Or do they have a roadie for that?)

Oh god. The show sounds bad enough, but the illustration just reminded me that it's time for "sexy" Alice/pirate/bond trader/half-eaten carrot costumes again. Kill me.

I think the point is that they are tourists in their own lives.

Like a Best Buy employee, I'm told.

White unicorn from Dubai. Yes, emirates count!

"Fox reportedly has the rights to this property and Fantastic Four, but needs to do something with them soon, or else the rights revert to Marvel."

No need to worry. Until it starts teaching itself cultural, linguistic and ethical lessons based on Youtube comments...

Some of them may have been overhydration? If you drink really large amounts of unsalted water in a short time, you risk diluting your electrolytes which can cause the brain to swell. In a few cases it's lethal.

The first two made me think of giant plums molding from the inside.

"Between 2001 and 2008, koala populations dropped 45 percent in urban areas, and 15 percent in nature."

Welcome to advanced media studies!

If you're a Game of Thrones fan, prepare to have your mind blown.

Loved it. The first two of the season bored me, now it feels like the show got its brains and character focus back.

They decided not to go with purple eyes because the contacts made it too hard for Dany to emote well. And they renamed Asha because it sounded too much like Osha (like they renamed Robert Aeryn to avoid confusion with Robert Baratheon).

Hello Kitty and some guy from The Office I don't know? Blah. I'll take the non-fictional ones: Charlie Kaufman, Anthony Kiedis, Toni Collette, Aishwarya Rai and, uhh, Larry Flynt and Jenny McCarthy...maybe not.

Completely forgot about that one...not sure I'd call it meta though, more of a straight homage to the horror anthologies and shows of my childhood, and good fun. Especially because it stuck to the tradition of casting the finest character actors around in the creepiest roles (Dylan Baker and Brian Cox FTW).

"Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when IO9 readers started killing themselves all over my property just because Tucker & Dale vs. Evil wasn't on some list or other."