Bahahaha. Not sure what I’m going to do with “slutty fetus funhouse” yet, but you were only hosting it anyways and I claim ownership.

To some, he’s some old guy Kanye was nice enough to let perform with him and Rihanna at the Grammys. (True story.)

Wait, let me get this straight...

Not just weak game, a pathetic attempt at negging. It’s possible there is a woman somewhere on the planet who might fall for it—I’m continually surprised by that sort of thing. But the fact that he thought someone as confident and ballsy as Salma would speaks volumes about both his monstrously bloated ego and complete…

Did the same, til 6am, but only second hand Twitter coverage, mostly Patton Oswalt and Tim Omundson.* Got the main points and the laughs, spared myself some of the unpleasantness...I can barely look at or listen to Trumpet anymore. Involuntarily cross my leggs when I see him. 

Something something Free Willy

Damn, I wish I could pull off something like that purple Mae West-y number. Or sheer nude lace over a coloured bra! Of course I wouldn’t have dared back when I had the figure.

I’m not sure what the Hwood definition of “breaking even” is, but according to IMDB the estimated budget was 144 mill. I don’t know if that’s with or without marketing, but I doubt they spent 156 mill on that.

Guess you weren’t around for to Last Temptation of Christ. Or The Passion of the Christ. Or Life of Brian. (Okay, I don’t remember that one either, but the reactions to it have definitely reverberated through the decades.)

I didn’t get around to checking out Full Frontal until someone linked the Trump/Brexit bit with The Tennant. Catharsis in its purest form. I’ve been watching it daily for a week to make life bearable.

This “hidden categories” “secret codes” thing has been on every major blog I read in the past week. Enjoy your paid part time gigs, Netflix SoMe interns—you’ve earned them!

That is how you would look when eating grapes, if you were an ancient goddess. This is integral to goddessry, as clearly stated in the Ancient Roman bible. Do you know nothing?

“Your breathing is noisy. That’s because you’re overweight.”

Or this.

Thanks for posting that Insidious gif. Really. That moment freaked me out forever and now I realize how ridiculous the demon looks. Takes some of the terror out of it.

Sorry I’m late to the party, I had to wait for daylight before I dared to write this down...and it got dark again while I finished. I’m in Denmark where the sun sets before five already, and in deepest winter, which is when these stories take place, the night lasts 17 hours and feels even longer.

The healthy option always is. (Candy corn witch is only $20.)

I’m surprised so many people are surprised. I’ve had an icky feeling about him since this other non-joke joke.

The ~ symbol is known as a tilde and the crossword answer is Tilda Swinton.

Dating dysmorphia?