You know, maybe it’s just that my bar is set so low for network TV quality, but with the exceptions of the reboots, prequels and the cop and medical shows, I at least appreciated that people were trying to bring some original ideas to the table. It feels like all that get produced on the major networks is a…

Murder of Assholes, Pod of Fuckwagons, Pride of Flaccid Weens.

A group of skunks is called a Surfeit.

Might I suggest “clump?”

Is it a passel, a murder, a flock, or a herd of assholes?

I’d gladly cheer the fall of the network, but I suspect Trump’s propaganda arm is far more extreme and almost entirely online.

This might be a “be careful what you wish for” situation. It seems the judge’s ruling allows the breakaway district to control two elementary schools in the near term that will be zoned for Gardendale residents, but the high school which was just built is an expense they would have to take on, and it is looking like…

Dear Sir: His glorious excellence Prince Ocha of Nigeria, cordially invites you to LagosFest, presented by American Super star Kylie Jenner this fall. Please kindly wire transfer $12,000 to Nigerian National Bank acct #19438489. $1M U.S. dollars will be transferred to your account upon arrival in Lagos. Only 292…

We decided not to have children. I really appreciate that other people do and we will always have friends that have children that we are close to but It was a choice I made very early.

Oh girl, the term “ship” and “shipping” originally comes from the X-Files fandom in the earliest days of the internet. It’s at least 20 years old. (p.s. MSR foreverrrrrrrrrr)

In other news, the kitten from the “just hang in there” poster finally fell off that branch and died.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Because the previous two didn’t make much in the way of money. And all those practical effects are expensive.

Now that it’s here, I can’t smile without it.

Hellboy and Abe drunkenly singing is one of the best scenes in any comic-adapted movie.

I was onboard until the cinnamon bit... bloody savages.

HOW IN THE FUCK DO WE HAVE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET IN THESE COMMENTS THAT ARE AGREEING WITH OR DEFENDING WHAT SEAN SPICER SAID?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?? ARE WE ALL DEAD AND THIS IS OUR PUNISHMENT??