Even more reason to be thankful it didn't happen.

Whatever you do, don't turn it into a strip club!

So much so that I expect Alan Tudyk to die in everything else I see him in. Saw Tucker & Dale vs. Evil last night, and POSSIBLE SPOILER!

Most real-looking character on that cover: Cartman.

Hemsworth seems to be wondering if they couldn't have concealed the wig line a little better. And what's with the Hulk sulk? Ruffalo looks like he's sucking a gamma-radiated lemoOOH LOOK JEREMY RENNER! And Cap and Tony warming up for an epic pout-off! Carry on then.

Funny, my biggest question is WHY? OH GOD WHY??

There's an extended/alternate version of the scene in Jackson's King Kong where the crew wake up in the bug cave and find their friends dead. Everyone is sobbing as Jamie Bell reads a sad poem about friendship and clouds and rainbows or something in voice-over. It's about eight times as horrid as it sounds.

EDIBLE giant fucking spiders. Om nom nom!

After watching this I'm still not sure, but my brain definitely approves.

I would like to haunt the Warner board room and day-o some sense into those mofos.

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It's been out on DVD in Europe as The Silent House for a good six months. No word of a US release yet. Good luck!

The gimmick horror movie that impressed me most recently wasn't found footage, but a handheld Uruguayan one-shot realtime haunted house story. Hardcore horror fans are bored by it for some reason—I thought it was both elegant, surprising and an absolute pants-crapper. See it before the remake!

I'm not sure this can even legally be called dialogue. I'll try to find a good use for this line, though: "I'd say based on the ineptitude I've seen so far, I'd be better off mating with a human."

Wouldn't you know it, I clapped eyes on that right before I was going to bed last night...alone...in an empty appartment. I tried to read something else, but it popped up in the side bar. Went to Gawker instead, accidentally scrolled down to see her lurking at the bottom of the main page. Aaargh! I've never been so…

Wouldn't you know it, I clapped eyes on that right before I was going to bed last night...alone...in an empty appartment. I tried to read something else, but it popped up in the side bar. Went to Gawker instead, accidentally scrolled down to see her lurking at the bottom of the main page. Aaargh! I've never been so…

Yes, they actually wait for everyone to arrive before they take their seats!

Even in the 60s, I think most women got to keep their clothes on for more than three minutes at a time.

The humor was probably deemed a little too, uhm, broad for the theatrical version. At least we get to giggle at it on bluray.

Mao's Last Exorcism. 'Cause everything is better with ballet and communists.