I don't mind a little OW fan service, but maybe volunteering for the OW pin-the-emblem-on-the-first-officer game wasn't OW my brightest idea. Good lord, he's going for my kidneys!
Norseness
Norseness
A Mr. Wood for you on line one, sir. He says "Toys are meant to be played with".
Both you and the capybara would be less adoring if you'd ever seen a male tapir in heat.
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Now that is a fun fact! Found a (censored but mildly NSFW) trailer:
Remind me to wear my most fetching mantilla and squint a lot when I go to perform dastardly deeds in space, or no-one will know I'm eeevill. And take note that good guys are blond and/or wearing Tronnified rugby helmets. This will be on your test.
Exactly. If this is someone's view of how human courtship works, they might as well skip the pretenses and trade favors. More honesty all around.
So a lady is only a gold-digger if she doesn't put out after accepting the expensive gift? Got it.
Well she is British, and I know people who would equate her music to weak tea, but dumping her in the harbor seems a little harsh.
Hah! I should have known.
Well, the fact that this isn't called Star Fuck: The Next Penetration speaks for its comparative classiness.
What The Hobbit's Dragon Smaug could have looked like
Cute? More like wake-up-screaming material.
Next big thing: Retrofuturespeak! I'll be saying "videophone computer" a lot from now on. "That's a neat idea for a data network page file! Can I contact you through my videophone computer?"
@TheAlmanac: $83,000 in late fees and counting.
What are you waiting for, people? There are cock blocking jokes to be made! Sheesh, do I have to do everything myself?
More! More!
No need for brain tricks, I can totally remember what I study! It starts with an M, ends with -ience or -ology or something like that. Happens in a big grey building, though sometimes I just use my...magic thinking box? Thing I'm typing on? That one.
@RandomFrequentFlierDent: Really? I thought there was just one more book in the pipeline, hadn't heard of the possible Moist. Here's hoping.