@ghostofoldtrafford: I think you forgot to say that the whole family are giant radioactive mantises?

@Srynerson: By real movies, I meant good ones...though of course I have no idea if the ones in post are or not. And I didn't actively dislike Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Or Daredevil, believe it or not. I was mostly just being snarky, and thought this one looked like a particularly low point.

@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: After reading through the archives, I got to thinking that doing the same at the video store might save the remaining shreds of my sanity. Problem is I can't draw, and never have time to write anything down at work. So it looks like I'll just have to keep murdering the really awful…

@mamadragon49: That was one of my favorites. Though I'm trying hard not to think about how a guy like that got $120 for figurines.

@Architect: Yeah, there may be more culture and nightlife and the stores are always open, but consider the crime and the noise. Shitty schools too.

Two entries on tarantulas in one day is about all I can handle. I'm feeling things crawling on me and checking all the corners for spiders, and I'm two storeys up in a campus media lab. Not complaining at all, but if it's a theme for the day or something, please let me know so I can keep Io9 locked securely away in a…

@morodrim: Wahaha.

@ShadowStaarr: I think I hate you.

@Belabras: Does it look like he's getting closer every time the sheet passes, or is it me? Brrr.

@ParryLost: That would be by turns cute and freaky. D'aww. AHH! D'aww. AHH!

Still Julie Taymor directing? Then I'm still out. She should stick to stage work. But boy, can she assemble a cast...

I feel terrible for Erick Avari, who used to be in real movies.

@angusm: Not to put too fine a point on it, I don't think it can surprise anyone that the Milky Way has big balls.

@OutlawDominus: Get to da pod-racahh!

Hmm, it looks like...yes, it's definitely a neo-hippie with a guitar and his bubble-haired lady.

Put Terry Gilliam on it! Two curses can cancel each other out, right?

@Ghost in the Machine: Nah, I can't even be assed to hate him anymore. I have better uses for my rotten eggs.

You know...I'm a big girl, and this can't even get a rise out of me? Someone tell Böll to pack his stuff; the spell is broken, his magic powers of offensiveness are gone. No one will watch, no one will care, no one will yell. And the world shall greet him only with a chorus of MEH. Freedom at last!

@Ghost in the Machine: I was dreading that, but it doesn't seem to be happening aaaand I'm jinxing it just by talking about it, aren't I? Is there a troll standing behind me? You can tell me.

@WookieLifeDay: I definitely agree that the world, us included, is giving him too much attention. He's the kid who realized people will look at him when he eats his own boogers (and pay him too, apparently).