@Gaucho85: Best laugh of the day. I thank you.

@Lincolnsbeard33: I very much doubt Lucas ever had his hands on this.

I love it when Io9 is relevant to my academic work! It almost justifies all the time I spend hanging out here. So thank you.

@Reavyn: Generally, staring into the Eye of Flame is not

@FrankN.Stein: Brilliant! Except that Palin doesn't exactly strike

@Charlie Jane Anders: Ah, I see. Hate it when that happens!

@cadrina: Yes, I wondered about that. Their marriage was arranged, then suddenly he has to persuade their parents to let them get married? But hey, it's not the type of movie that needs to make sense.

@Mazda Eric: Rule 34 bait if I ever saw it. "Anal Destination" may be shooting as we speak.

@Jon: Welcome to 1989! (Minus the computers and cars...I think.)

How many officers did it take to pry the controllers from their hands?

@99TelepodProblems: ...and right there is your novel. I'd read it.

Admitted, "Liliputian Kiss cover band" got me a tiny bit excited. But, uhmm...no.

Terrible Pacino, brilliant everything else.

@FrankN.Stein: Horror will be horror again in 3...2...

@Vulcan Has No Moon: Not to mention she invented and mastered (mistressed?) Headology, and beat the fae by borrowing the hive mind of a swarm of bees... Gets my vote any day! (As in: I'm scared of what she might do to me if I didn't.)

@Matt doesn't have a witty tagline:

@Muttonman: Ha, I did exactly the same, but "confused" doesn't describe my reaction. "Suicidal" would be more accurate.

The only thing that could make him more adorable: Walking hand-in-cannon with a pintsized ED-209.

@Jonas: ...and thirded.