@Brainiac21: In my most shallow moments, I want to start a list called "Genre movies which get their attractive male leads naked within the first five minutes". But so far I only have 28 Days Later and Dark City.

Good article! My copy shipped yesterday, should be here any moment now. New Pratchett is always such a delight, we must enjoy it while it's available.

Sigh, everyone everywhere is freaking out over this. I'll keep insisting that she has a tooth ache. She may be on her way to or from the dentist, and is holding a cloth (or maybe an ice pack of sorts?) to her cheek. She's either speaking to the man in front, or wagging her jaw to ease the stiffness and pain.

How about ancient rodent piss collector? I quote:

Log Lady! I may have not only found my costume, but my calling in life.

@hdgotham (Hannah Wilson): Hmm. I guess I can live with that, but...still not the same.

@jpedersen: Wait, what, they took zombie MJ out of Plants vs Zombies?? And I don't have the old game installed anymore? Arrgh!

@angusm: Waging war on Iceland is easy-peasy these days, but probably won't win you any honor points. Unless volcanoes and Björks vocal cords count as WMDs.

@Charlie Jane Anders: Works fine in Scandinavia. (Not Norway, but I'm close enough to get at least a smidge of superwar on me when Sarah shows up.)

Dawn - hi

Chest freezers?

The remarkable thing about Uwe Böll is that he holds a doctorate in Literature.

@diasdiem: Now he's fucking with us?

@geesejuggler: "David Chopperfield"? "The Extremely Posthumous Papers of the Pickwick Club"? "The Mystery of Edwin the Druid"? "The Death and Further Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby"? I am going to be so rich.

@Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: Epic. Is that a young Adrien Brody as Requisite Computer Nerd?

Investors keep giving Böll money because he keeps making money. So it should read: "Dear audience, please stop renting or buying this man's "movies". Love, Sanity." That said, Blubberella doesn't exist in his credits or anywhere else on IMDB though it's apparently "in post-production", so we can always hope it dies on…

@WookieLifeDay: I thought it was Katie Holmes...

No one told me Walking Dead is 28 Days Later with state troopers and slower undead. Looks amazing, though!

"I come from far out" is 100% correct, and my new catchphrase.

Chance in Hell: Purposefully thought out, but poorly offensive. And probably telling that next vid on the Youtube rota is the Dead Snow trailer.