@GGear0323: And crap explosives. I second that <3, btw. :)

@Heliphyneau: Heh, it was mostly meant as a joke, but it might actually work, except everyone will probably think you're Karl Marx. :D Having that noise come out of your rear end would definitely get you attention, though!

Is it me, or did this article vanish from the front page?

13-year-old me would have absolutely swooned over Julie Taymor's movies. 35-year-old me thinks they are lovely, shallow spectacle with all the narrative drive of the Yellow Pages. I suspect her style invokes a great sense of wonder on stage, but turns to cement when it hits the screen.

Does this prove mr. Hickey-Jones is a replicant? Discuss.

@Heliphyneau: Dress up as Johannes BRAAHHHMS. Put an ipod and speakers in your pants that play the Inception soundtrack, alternating with the Hungarian Dances. Explain your costume to everyone who asks until you vomit.

@steve_julie2000: Interesting theory, but why? The brother had apparently been trained for this for years. Why would the military spend millions on him, then kill him off and just hope that Jake would accept the job? OK so maybe they realized along the way that a marine would suit their purposes better than a Ph.D,…

Tom: "Run, Xenu's back! Wait...John?"

@John_Hazard: Win.

@Tyrunn: Looked like Christopher Reeve to me in the first pic...

@Krakenstein: Ah, nothing like slipping your feet into a still-warm, freshly gutted Ewok.

"Those eyes tear into me — they look haunted by the terrible things he's seen." ...like this costume.

Oh goody! I have no idea why I wasn't aware of this guy — all I really remember him from is The Frighteners (since The 4400 put me to sleep).

I know he wrote his thesis on Hitchcock's work, I'm assuming that's what got published?

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Bonus points for using "claustrobromance" too. (I've decided it's a sort of Cable Guy situation.)

@Smeagol92055: Fappulous.

Are we going to keep pretending LaBeouf was the most annoying thing about Transformers (especially the second)? No human being has such powers of obnoxiousness. I actually find him charming. Obscenely over-employed, yes, but charming.

Hey, that's Copenhagen's Church of Our Savior in the Abbey Road one. Anyone else recognize real buildings here (besides the Eiffel tower)?

@SpinachPuffs: Que? At least 70% of the people I've talked to adored the hell out of it, me included.

@d1zzle: Funny incest and shattered dreams.