Accessorizing with a mantis is one thing, but live cephalopod furniture? I don't know...I do have a birthday coming up.

@DiExMachina: The microbiology dept are training him as we speak. They say the real problem was finding a tiny Armin Mueller-Stahl to mess him up. (Next challenge: Tiny walkman, tiny trampoline.)

He will become master of the whole universe by sheer, awesome power of Over-Extended Vowels!

Someone does do it better, apparently.

@fhbals: I think it's: "Pretty strong, that little thing". And Blue Beetle's deeds are swell, not swing. Otherwise, gj!

@Shikome: I will not sleep for a week and you are officially responsible.

Hilarious! SyFy's payroll. You should be on it. Like a...bear torso on spider legs, I guess?

@Jonas: Yes, moar love for Röyksopp!

@Norseness: Argh, I meant Ganges obviously. Either way, a river runs through it.

@Funes1213: Well, Cruise and madness do go well together these days.

@Wolfsheim: I lolled, so gj.

So now I can counter with "No it isn't, I've seen one and you're playing it wrong." Sweet.

@Johann Schmidt: That's what I arrived at too (though I only knew of the Tibetan ritual). But I can think of a lot of reasons why you shouldn't do that in a city of millions — one of them being bits of human suddenly plopping into your cafe latte from a great height.

I first read that as "interdimensional, greenery-swaddled vertical cemetery". Architects, I am disappoint.

@Rob Heath: Agreed. Especially on getting the Hellboy series wrapped up before Perlman starts thinking about retirement. Del Toros reasons for putting it off are not what you'd think, though:

This makes me very happy. Unless it means he won't have time to develop his own projects. Then it makes me cry bitter tears of blood.

Woohoo, I smell PR panic price reductions! Goodbye health, low-cut jeans and self respect, hello Phish Food.

Hey, experience and volume of published articles aren't everything!