@groovista: Go watch Batman Returns. :)

@Bruce Landwaster: I just found out that Zombie Strippers is actually the local title of that one! Danish distributors seem to believe that everything sells better with strippers in the title. I fear for the next Winnie the Pooh movie.

They look like giant painkillers to me. Hmm, I smell opportunity. Does Galactus get migraines?

"Tonight, on a slightly unusual episode of Homicide..."

@Jonas: Bowie! Serkis! Jackman! Electrical shenanigans! Must go watch Prestige again.

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Customer on phone:

@Erinaceus: Clancy all the way!

@Alasdair Wilkins: Bubo is the genus of some of the most common owls.

I'm glad I bought it on R2 when it was more easily available, didn't know it was hard to come by these days! And I almost traded it in last week because I haven't watched it in years. Hah.

@Bazzed: All four singles from Discovery were released with videos from the film on MTV, one by one, in sequence. So for a while, you got a new part of the story and a new DP track every few weeks, if you watched enough brainmelt. Which was, obviously, awesome. (According to Wikipedia, Cartoon Network did the same.)

I nominate Dr. Delambre/Seth Brundle from The Fly(s). True, their remorse probably had a lot to do with the rather extreme personal consequences of their experiments, but you could say that for Invisible Man, Doc Ock and others as well. Sometimes it's hard to tell genuine ethical qualms from "Shit, I turned…

@Krakenstein: He does, but he probably wouldn't fit in here as he's not a scientist—just an over-eager, naive manchild with a shitload of money, letting others do the science-ing for him.

@99TelepodProblems: If it's Gwyneth Paltrow's head on top of that body, I will be scared.

@GirlLibrarian:...holy fuck, that is brilliant. Someone is calling their agent right now.

@Norseness: Yup, takes the cake.

@Norseness: Really, where IS Krank?

Dear Charlie Jane, for throwing the top image at my unsuspecting eyeballs before 8 AM, I give you the Krank Memorial Scaring the Kiddies Award.

Does my butt look big in this?

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Frankie is really just a sweet transvestite who wants to go home. Dr. Lizardo knows that home is-a where you wear your hat (no matter how much bullshit his nemesis comes up with about "being wherever you go"). So +1 for (off)worldly wisdom.