You know, I feel stupid for saying this, but I've never put "making it rain" and "trickle down economics" together ideologically. But in this case, I think it's appropriate.

Rich people paying extreme mark-ups is a good thing. She paid $277,000 for what was probably $2,000 worth of booze. That $275,000 extra paid all the club workers, maintenance, utilities, etc. for that club. It got redistributed to whole bunch of not-rich workers.

A source claims the bar tab was $230,000, with a $47,000 tip.

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

AGREED. Sexy costumes are awesome as long as it's of someone or something that has no business being sexy. I thought the sexy jellyfish was way cooler than all the dumb "sexy Frozen" costumes.

I was Baberham Lincoln last Halloween. Stupid sexy costumes are amazing, but only with the understanding of how dumb it is.

God yes. I have also learned the hard way not to drunkenly confront the sexy geishas and sexy Indian maidens wandering the streets of New Orleans, they are not interested in a discussion of race and representation.

I think it's supposed to be an homage to old Helen Gurley Brown books.

I don't know why everybody rags on Lena so hard. I mean, I get it if she's not your cup of tea, but she isn't awful. She's actually decently clever and a vocal feminist. The discussion about privilege is one thing but it's basically been overshadowed by bandwagon snark. Now, don't get me wrong, I love snark but not…

Aaah the I-Have-A-Judgmental-Perfectionist-Bitch-Of-A-Mother Club. Welcome new member, welcome.

(PS - your story broke my heart. Stay strong in spite of her.)

Because they hate themselves. I knew someone like that once, and that was the truth for her.

Wow, I can't tell you how much I relate to this... and I am a man. My mother is still a fucking twig. And actually I am quite thin, too. She's a mean judgmental person when it comes to weight. And around my house, growing up, all "bad" things were brought back to weight: Didn't get good grades? "Maybe you should spend…

Thats cool you see it that way. I'm half Dominican and have been to Santeria parties. I was told it was a combination of African Voodoo mythology and Catholicism. My aunts had a vela (candle) for every god damened thing. One for grades, one for their school crush, one to be allowed to go out Friday night and so on.…

"So, just to reiterate: the Duggars are forbidden from making bodily contact with men until married, but after marriage they must be willing to have sex whenever their husbands want"

I don't understand why Jennifer Anniston's uterus is constantly a story line. Who is selling this line, and who is buying it? Does it really sell magazines? Or do her publicists using the tabloids' weird interest in this as a way to keep her in the 'spotlight'? Is Jennifer Anniston even in/promoting movies and/or TV…

Well if chicken sacrifice is what it takes to not age like Lopez, I wouldn't be surprised if all of Hollywood had a special chicken sacrificing room in their house (or in the process of building one).

There is a national police brutality crisis and I do not know how much longer white America will ignore it. It boggles my mind that white people can freely, openly and frequently discuss brutality in other countries, but refuse to address what is happening here.

Fuck the police.

My Mother in Law tells one of my all-time favourite stories about this kind of thing:

I don't see what the big deal is either. Kids knowing that their parts are called vaguna and penis instead of wee wee and pee pee makes no difference to them. They aren't corrupted. I will never understand that idea. And this is coming from a person whose mother, who is 58 years old, still calls penises 'dinkies'.