I do have the kind of money to support two people on and have no interest in adding a baby, and I still don't want to date an unemployed layabout. The emphasis here is on layabout, though. I am comfortable dating low-earning or unemployed men, but I think it's reasonable to expect them to cultivate some domestic and…
NormaBatesatWork
NormaBatesatWork
I just got off the Reptophone with Supreme High Lizard Queen Elizabeth, and she wanted to tell me she found your post about the Miley Cyrus fake butt fiasco amusing and informative, so you get a pass on this one. But you're on thin ice.
Really? Not even after a while? I mean, gravity is still gravity. I would imagine the weight would eventually require a bra to keep them from migrating to her navel. Still, forget bra shopping. What of the deepest, darkest level of hell...BATHING SUIT SHOPPING.
Honestly, I think it's a custom-built prosthesis attached to the tri-bra and then, using makeup and prosthetic glue, stuck to her skin in order to make it appear real.
It's probably real, but the "make myself less attractive to men" is probably just a bullshit cover story for the real reason.
Hell if I know. But my gut says this is fake.
I don't take issue with this. I mean if you are going to get plastic surgery, may as well go all out and really look unique instead of trying to trick folks into to thinking you aren't 80 years old. However, I can't for the life of me figure out why she thought ADDING a breast was going to make men less interested…
Am I a gullible idiot for thinking this is probably real? Look at all those Human Barbies and stuff; it seems like it would definitely be possible to find unethical plastic surgeons who wouldn't mind risking the patient's safety to make some money. Aren't a lot of purely cosmetic plastic surgery procedures risky?
Poor defensive strategy, Jasmine. Men have been waiting for this since Total Recall first came out in 1990.
Yep. As soon as my front door closes when I get home from work, the bra comes off. It might be the best part of my day.
Lochia is easily the grossest thing I've personally experienced. It's like going around smelling like a meat tray that's been in the trash too long. That first post c-section poop was pretty crazy. What was even crazier was feeling like my guts were going to fly out every time I laughed, coughed, or sneezed. Oh, and I…
After a problem-free pregnancy, I told my friends that I would probably have the worst labor ever. They laughed. I wasn't kidding. I present for your consideration:
Post-partum poop gave the birth itself a run for the money. This is coming from someone who had a 4th degree episiotomy, hemorrhage and baby with the cord double wrapped and knotted around her neck. Pooping with a reconstructed vag and butthole after several days on percocet is not the most awesome thing at all. I…
The CLOTS! Oh, sweet Jesus. I had a womb infection as well, so it smelled like a cheese factory, and I was so feverish and out of it, I thought I was dying.
Yes, let's discuss. I stood up for the first time after delivering my first, and blood just dropped out all over the floor. The nurse just stood there like it was my problem. Also, what about those giant underwear made out of nets that you put the big ass pads in?
I never comment, but what the hell. My first kid was an emergency C section at 8mos along, complete with HELLP syndrome, a brain bleed, a helicopter ride, and my (male) cousin gettng flashed my vagina by a nurse. And, believe it or not, the second was just as bad. Maybe worse since it was at 7mos along.
my birth was fine. Can we talk the first post partum poop, which was far more terrifying than giving birth?
Ok, so this article made me giggle. But really, I don't see that much of a problem with this car. I know people who would love it. The only issue would come in the way that they choose to market it. "She's" is a rather bizarre name (did they mean to name it "Hers"?), and the only part that I find a bit offensive. I…