Sawbones podcast also points out that fatality rates trend higher in the early days of an outbreak like this because the only people we are certain have novel coronavirus are the ones in a position to be tested because they’re sick enough to be hospitalized. Plenty of people may have been shaking this off like a…

Butter Distribution Etiquette, obviously.

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

He ain’t taking care of himself or his chicken.

I’m a black grand-dad and I was wondering too. Thanks for asking.

Gave up on voting after multiple fraudulent wins by the Republicans for presidency. Our system is a joke, your vote doesn’t count and if you think it does then good for you, it doesn’t. Not wasting my time waiting in line anymore for this BS. Both parties can eat a big one.

“Here’s the keys to a bunch of Mustangs that encapsulate perfectly what Mustangs are and how they make you feel! And (brap), uh, over here we have the (BRAPPAPPAP), uh...the new (GUHBRAPPPPPP), um... Mach... (BRRRAPPAPAPAPAPPP) if I could just have your attention for a second pl...…

That was a thing of beauty. Nicely done!

i mean, if i had someone in my life who cared enough about my health and stress and diet to pay me for eating fruits and vegetables, you’re damn right my stress would go down. where do i sign up?

I had the same dilemma a year ago. We ended up getting her a 2003 Acura MDX for $6000. This is the era where they had some transmission issues, but in our case it had been repaired, though even if it hadn’t been fixed the car was 15 years old and still drove well. We put some money into it...timing belt, brakes, etc,…

I like your style Tony

Played Wu Tang “7th Chamber” last Friday in the local hick-ish bar, completely forgetting the obscenity laden, violent and hilarious intro. Boy were the feathers ruffled. I just sat there like 'who me?'

Aside from Warren G on “Regulate”, every nigga is the hero in their story.  Of course he put extras on it.

I understood about every 5th word, which makes this the best thing I read on the Internet today.  

I’m sorry that you had to deal with that - it sucks when your family are not good people.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I came here for the Charlie Murphy.  I got it. 

“I don’t know, Dennis. What did the five fingers say to the face?”

This seems like a reasonable thing to pay to watch people do to each other.

You’re not from the US/Mexico border, are you.