Ahhhh...what kind of hookers are you getting for $12.50 / hour?

Ha! Jumping back to you’re hipster comment, did you catch this article?

Snapped their horns. Now I’m on a watch list for ivory trafficking.

I stopped using animals too! Right after weasels ripped my flesh.

Thanks for the true LOL.

I believe he can lie.

I heard Bryce Harper would have handed the ball to Marshawn Lynch.

UPDATE: The Phillies have traded Harper to the Golden State Warriors, who once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

It does not.  

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

Worth1000?  I think now called DesignCrowd.

Funny, that’s how the old East German Women’s Team did it too.

Now that is a wedding crasher.

I don’t trust our meat in the era of Trump’s FDA. It makes me sad.

Holy shit. That video gave me a Let’s Remember Some Guys-induced boner. Forget that it’s Brad Lidge facing Albert Pujols; that dugout shot of Clemens and Pettite, followed by Jim Edmonds and (GRIT ALERT) David Fucking Eckstein meeting Pujols at home was like crushing up the late 90s and early 00s and snorting it. 

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

Leave me be, Tony.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”