THIR-FUCKN-TEEN % typical use failure rate?
Dear god. Time for that second snip.
Don’t ask. 

You wrong for using that photo. I didn’t know steak came with cysts. 

My wife and I were just going through this home experiment last night. We just got a Samsung Qled tv were watching a movie in HD. But you still see that pixelated, grainy view when it got close up or had transitions between colors to black... hate that... So jumped on Flix, upgraded to the 4k plan.
One thing I didn’t…

Going to guess that even if I was part of a Corinthian college “scam” school and paid off my loans a few years ago, they aren’t going to cut me a check for $10k. 

And if you are a grown ass man there with buddies, give the damn ball to a little kid. Freal. 

My brother and I watched this show as kids religiously... shit was nothing but pure comedy all around. Otis the security guard was our favorite character by far... Hustle man tho... omg. 

Anyone want to join my class action lawsuit against Baby Mozart?

“Watson, they said, would drop or move a town meant to cover his groin,”

Dayuuum, dude is packing that schmeat!

Having a down year?
No one knows who you are?
Does your music suck clam titties?

Algorithms have no soul I tell ya.... I saw that too and was like “uhhhhh”. 

So sex toy patina is not looked at favorably eh?
brb. 

Came here for this. Thank you. 

She’s been arrested executed. FTFY.

Do you think, that when you time comes, we somehow get all the answers to our questions about the beginning of time and space?
Do we get this download of all that was and all that will be?
Maybe we become another entity (spirit, reincarnation, etc) and still remain in the unknowing state?
That would suck. 

I won $50 on a scratch off this past year and bought a square foot of moon property.

#TeamPreWash

Ohhhhh you got one of them fancy dishwashers eh? Probably got that Sani Rinse setting, and Extra Wash and Power Wash noise... just sit back and listen to it blasting away all the foods. Your dishes probably get thoroughly dry and don’t get water spots either.... pshh. 

Well the rest of us real folk who dont do the…

What about if you put them in an air tight container submerged in water?

We could just dissolve this team all together? Throw in the Detroit Lions while you’re at it.

It said Dish Soap at the top of the video player... It took me a few times to figure out what the hell was happening... scroll up a tad.