For some reason I’ve never had to worry about how long liquor lasts after opening the bottle.

This. Is. Ridiculous.

You must be new here. Welcome to Humanity.

Thank you. Just thank you. That’s the outlook that more people should have. If you can help people, do it.

I love this post. Thanks for supporting stuff like this even though you 1.) don’t stand to gain from it and, 2.) personally went through hell to get yours paid off. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve seen people just say, “Fuck no, if I don’t get it then you shouldn’t either.” I would stand to benefit from it…

FWIW, I wouldn’t be opposed to you getting a nice, fat $50K check (or some kind of tax break or whatever). The argument has always been that people who attend higher education, earn valuable skills that contribute to society, and earn more money (which in turn means they end up paying more taxes). We’re still in the…

Transmissions from the surface of Mars typically have to be relayed via one of the orbiters around the planet (MRO, ExoMars TGO, Odyssey, etc.), because those are the only things with transmitters powerful enough to beam high bandwidth data back to Earth, and those things don’t transmit a constant stream. Perseverance…

Gorilla Glue doesn’t specifically warn against hair usage.

I feel like if an unmasked yelling person comes within 6 feet of you, you should be well within your right to pepper spray them

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

You left out Aaron Rodgers is still a bad man. Russell Wilson is underappreciated. Jimmy G sucks. Kyler Murray and DeAndre Hopkins will make beautiful music together. Larry Fitzgerald is a pro in so many ways. Josh Allen is still inaccurate as hell but with that defense it may not matter. The Lions are still The…

Fire every cop. Every one. They are not Peace Officers, They are heavily armed, reflexively violent insurgents in a dirty war against American citizens.

ftfy

Hey, this is America. We can be stupid in LOTS of different ways at the same time!

If any of your health questions involve burning, you need to see a doctor

I haven’t stopped going yet and will not unless things become bad in my area. In the past interruptions in my gym routine led to me abandoning going altogether.

Old movie where an inveterate boozer stays warm using Deep Heat (Ben-Gay)

Ask your wife.

I did the same at age 44.  Five years later I’m in better shape than I was in my 20's.  Good luck!

So good of you. You will feel fantastic! Best of luck.