Kettle Chips over Salt and Vinegar? Who are you monsters?

I'm not quite as radical as you, but there are a ton of disgusting fucking IPA's. And for some reason this country needs to produce no less than 50,000 versions of the shit. You guys really like that grapefruit flavor, huh? Skull fucking your brew with hops doesn't make it better. Some I can take, but even the "Great"…

I make no secret of my deep, abiding love of the kinds of beers that look like what comes out of your car after about 25,000 miles without changing the oil. Thick, malty, meaty porters and stouts...and that's just a completely different beer experience than a pale ale.

Amen bro! I will try everything under the sun EXCEPT IPAs. The over hopped liquid grass is nasty. I like complex tasting beers, but not a beer that smells & tastes like it was made from lawn clippings...

I'm so happy to see IPA's getting some hate finally. I love most kinds of beer, but that shit mostly tastes like dish soap. And the whole fad with the 90/120min shit? Blows my mind.

Thank the gods there are other people in the world who don't like those over-hopped Pine-Sol knockoffs calling themselves IPAs.

You called him/her a "simpleton." I like you.

Oh dear lord... the comments on the "Petty Officer Dough Fucker" are funnier than the story itself... Oh my god.

what the fuck, hotel bars are the best.

If you ever tasted elk meat you'd feel differently.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

He all like - who let big ass giant play?

RAIDERNATION!

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

You accidentally switched the 1 and the 5 around, friend. Just lookin' out for ya.

There's no such thing as a bad beat

Why is she freaking out like this? Her baby brother's already ugly.

I won't even let myself get to that point.

Often times the reason for that is that you were a shitty parent. Most (not all, but I'm willing to bet most) good parents who raise good children don't have their children abandon them like that.

My wife works at a nursing home and has seen this endlessly. The most depressed patients by an order of magnitude are those without kids who have often spent the last 20-30 years of their lives with no one around that truly cares about them. Enjoy the hell out of the early part of your life kidless folk cause that…