Spent a few months in Meridian, MS when I was in Navy ‘A’ school back in 97'.... That was one of the most racist, bible thumping, back woods hillbilly cousin fucking country I have ever been to.... That place needed to be burned to the ground.

This article is complete horseshit... Memorial Day is the remembrance of all of Sus domesticus, or as you common folk call it, the Pig. It’s delicious ribs sacrificed by the ton for this special day. As well as the countless Keystone lights being slaughtered by the 16oz. Pay homage please.

How about avoiding the towels that have that disgusting “smooth” side... you know what I’m talking about. That side that seems to just smear the water around your body like a bad sham-wow knock off. Why can’t both sides be absorbent? Why you gotta throw that fleece like side on there.... gtfoh with that... Now I gotta…

Summary, be a decent human being to those providing a service for you.

Every time one of my kids bit someone, I just pulled a tooth out.

Someone woke up on the dark side of the moon.  Geez... easy tiger. 

You kind of missed the point of my post, but it was because I was homeless half my life growing up, parents were divorced, dad was a drug addict, mom was an alcoholic, I had no money for college and lived in Sacramento where every day was life and death just walking down the street...to name a few reasons to get the…

Tank top belly shirt?

To be fair, it was the day after Thanksgiving.

I paid off 90k of private and federal loans over the past 3 years. One could say those loans were the biproduct of a bright eyed 20 year old fresh out of the military and deceptive practices from private technical schools.

I am debt free, thanks all in part to my wife. It was fucking rough. 

Don’t hide out in the coat closet, naked, covered in peanut butter with a turkey drumstick during open house hours.

Just turned this on at work.
Thanks.
Now where is the blankey and my hot toddy?

Used to slam some DMX in the ride... I always wished he would come out on the other side of his drug demons...

Oh for sure... I was/am a huge fan of Big Mac... but he got swole real quick like. 

I may have missed the joke here, cough cough, but am pretty sure Mac was on Androstenedione, which is actually a hormone steroid...not just Creatine.

I am thankful enough to be in a position that I paid off my student loans. But I know exactly how it feels to be in such a depressive state of mind when you are looking at 90k in loans and only making the minimum payment that doesn’t even cover the interest. To think that you are never going to retire, never vacation,…

See that’s the catch... Interpret this how you will, but when their campuses are littered with brochures from MS, HP, etc.... with pictures of young students and interns working at a server rack, or in front of a computer, you are led to believe “Well hell, I can do it too!”
Call it “put it writing”, “false…

Why does every freaking Italian Sub and Deli shop gotta be owned by a Tony...  I mean, I love me some Ventricina like the rest of us.... but you don’t sees me trowing up a fucking shop now do ya? Get the fuck outahere ... Cazzo!

So would one categorize my situation as being mis-led back in 2001 with Heald College in CA, where I was repeatedly told “We will get you a job with Microsoft, Cisco, or HP we guarantee it. We have connections with their job placement recruiters all over the world. Just let us handle your MGIB funds and we’ll get you…

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